photograph, swearin' their faces was their fortunes all their life!
"'Twasn't long before we'd settled between two of 'em, but Adolphe, he was for one, and me for the other.
"'What's it to you?' sez I. 'You aint marryin' of her, are you?'
"He couldn't but admit the fact.
"'Still—there's my livin' round her,' he says.
"'Twas a widder, I remember, Adolphe was set on. She'd raven locks, and what she'd most pride in was her cookin', and her sewin', and her lovin' heart. I argued long. I needed him favorable, if it was to be peaceful-like. I remember tellin' of him that we didn't need cookin' and sewin', being used all our lives to managin' these. What we wanted was somethin' amusin' and up in learnin', so's we could feel spiritual proud, you know. I asked him if we'd ever strike it rich, what'd we do with a wife that couldn't go dance and talk with the best of 'ein.
"Anyway, seein' it was my business, and I was set like a jumper on a claim , Adolphe, he give in. The woman what made my heart feel empty said she was eighteen. She was decorated with yellow hair and eyes like copper-ore. She could talk French, and understood German, and could play the pianner. She'd marry a man that wanted a companion and not a cook.
"Sez I to myself continual: 'That's you, Daniel.'
"Well, Adolphe and me, we talked this thing, wakin' and sleepin'. I'd more plans than a cow has capers.
"We got up a letter'd melt snow, and then we waited.
"First, nuthin' was said to the boys, but when they caught on to my hangin' round the post-office they began to josh. I always stepped up gallant to the post-mistress, sirs—I've turned the cheeks of most women pink in my day—and I said, said I:
"'Letter, please?' with a doffin' of my hat, and a risin' inflection very polite but understandin'. It got to be so that when there never was anythin' handed out the boys 'd take to coughin' down a laugh.
"After awhile it grew so's none of 'em turned up or paid any attention. Even Adolphe—he took to goin' to sleep when I talked her.
