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codpiece!’ whilst he kissed and hugged and fondled them to his heart’s content, and they laughed till they were well-nigh dead. At last they said, ‘O our brother, and what is its name?’ ‘Don’t you know?’ asked he; and they said, ‘No.’ Quoth he, ‘This is the mule Break-all, that browses on the basil of the dykes and gobbles up the peeled barleycorn and lies by night in the khan of Abou Mensour.’ And they laughed till they fell backward. Then they fell again to drinking and continued after this fashion till the night came upon them, when they said to the porter, ‘In the name of God, put on thy sandals and be off and let us see the breadth of thy shoulders!’ Quoth he, ‘By Allah, the leaving life were easier to me than the leaving you! Let us join the night to the day, and to-morrow we will each go our own way.’ ‘My life on you!’ said the cateress, ‘let him pass the night with us, that we may laugh at him, for he is a pleasant rogue; and we may never again chance upon the like of him.’ So the mistress of the house said to the porter, ‘Thou shalt pass the night with us on condition that thou submit to our authority and that, whatever thou seest, thou ask no questions about it nor enquire the reason of it.’ ‘It is well,’ answered he; and they said, ‘Go and read what is written over the door.’ So he went to the door and found the following words written thereon in letters of gold, ‘He who speaks of what concerns him not, shall hear what will not please him.’ And he said, ‘Be ye witness against me that I will not speak of what concerns me not.’ Then rose the cateress and prepared food, and they ate: after which they lighted the lamps and candles and strewed on the latter ambergris and aloes-wood; then changed the service and set on fresh fruits and flowers and wine and so forth and sat down again to drink. They ceased not to eat and drink and make merry, hobnobbing and laughing and talking and frolicking, till there came a knocking at the door: whereupon one of them
