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choose to grant it or may not be able thereto.” “Have no care,” answered the Vizier; “whatsoever thou asketh, he will give thee.” “By Allah,” rejoined the stoker, “I must ask of him a thing that is in my thought! Every night I dream of it and implore God to vouchsafe it to me.” “Take heart,” said the Vizier. “By Allah, if thou askedst of him the government of Damascus, in the room of his brother he would surely give it thee.” With this, the stoker rose to his feet and Zoulmekan signed to him to sit; but he refused, saying, “God forfend! The days are gone by of my sitting in thy presence.” “Not so,” answered the Sultan; “they endure even now. Thou wert the cause that I am now alive, and by Allah, what thing soever thou askest of me, I will give it to thee! But ask thou first of God, and then of me.” “O my lord,” said the stoker, “I fear . . . . .” “Fear not,” quoth the Sultan. “I fear,” continued he, “to ask aught and that thou shouldst refuse it to me.” At this the King laughed and replied, “If thou askedst of me the half of my kingdom, I would share it with thee: so ask what thou wilt and leave talking.” “I fear . . . ,” repeated the stoker. “Do not fear,” said the King. “I fear,” went on the stoker, “lest I ask a thing and thou be not able thereto.” With this, the Sultan waxed wroth and said, “Ask what thou wilt.” Then said the stoker, “I ask, first of God and then of thee, that thou write me a patent of mastership over all the stokers in Jerusalem.” The Sultan and all who were present laughed and Zoulmekan said, “Ask somewhat other than this.” “O my lord,” replied the stoker, “said I not I feared thou wouldst not choose to grant me what I should ask or be not able thereto?” Therewith the Vizier nudged him once and twice and thrice, and every time he began, “I ask of thee . . .” Quoth the Sultan, “Ask and be speedy.” So he said, “I beseech thee to make me captain of the scavengers in Jerusalem or Damascus.” Then all those
