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THE MOCK KHALIF.
It is related that the Khalif Haroun er Reshid, being one night troubled with a persistent restlessness, summoned his Vizier Jaafer the Barmecide and said to him, ‘My heart is straitened and I have a mind to divert myself to-night by walking about the streets of Baghdad and looking into the affairs of the folk; but we will disguise ourselves as merchants, that none may know us.’ ‘I hear and obey,’ answered Jaafer. So they rose at once and putting off the rich clothes they wore, donned merchants’ habits and sallied forth, the Khalif and Jaafer and Mesrour the headsman. They walked from place to place, till they came to the Tigris and saw an old man sitting in a boat; so they went up to him and saluting him, said, ‘O old man, we desire thee of thy favour to carry us a-pleasuring down the river, in this thy boat, Night cclxxxvi.and take this dinar to thy hire.’ ‘Who may go a-pleasuring on the Tigris?’ replied the boatman. ‘Seeing that the Khalif every night comes down the stream in his barge, and with him one crying aloud, “Ho, all ye people, great and small, gentle and simple, men and boys, whoso is found in a boat on the Tigris [by night], I will strike off his head or hang him to the mast of his boat!” And ye had well-nigh met him; for here comes his barge.’ But the Khalif and Jaafer said, ‘O old man, take these two dinars, and when thou seest the Khalif’s barge approaching, run us under one of the arches, that we may hide there till he have passed ‘Hand over the money,’ replied the boatman; ‘and on God the Most High be our dependence!’ So they gave him the two dinars and embarked in the boat; and he put off and rowed about with them awhile, till they saw the barge coming down the river in mid-stream, with lighted flambeaux and cressets therein. Quoth the boat-
