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away of my trouble and straitness from me.’ But the poor man shook his head, groaning and weeping and lamenting, and answered, ‘O man, methinks thou art mad; for this is not the fashion of a man of understanding. How should a dog of mine make gift to thee of a dish of gold and I receive back its price? This were indeed a strange thing! By Allah, were I in the straitest misery and unease, I would not accept of thee aught, no, not the worth of a nail-paring! So return whence thou camest, in health and safety.’
The merchant kissed his feet and taking leave of him, returned whence he came, praising him and reciting the following verse:
The men and eke the dogs are gone and vanished all. Peace be upon the men and dogs, whate’er befall!
THE SHARPER OF ALEXANDRIA AND THE MASTER OF POLICE.
There was once, in the coast-fortress of Alexandria, a Master of Police, Husameddin by name, who was one night sitting in his seat of office, when there came in to him a trooper, who said to him, ‘Know, O my lord, that I entered the city this night and alighted at such a khan and slept there, till a third part of the night was past, when I awoke and found my saddle-bags cut open and a purse of a thousand dinars stolen from them.’ No sooner had he done speaking than the magistrate called his officers and bade them lay hands on all in the khan and clap them in prison till the morning; and on the morrow, he caused bring the instruments of torment and sending for the prisoners, was about to torture them, [to make them confess], in the presence of the owner of the stolen money, when, behold, a man pressed through the crowd and coming up to the chief of the police, said, ‘O Amir, let
