Hammer
All ye suckers who are going to get trimmed, step this way for the big swindle. Ladies and gentlemen, before proceeding with the main business of the day, which is the selling of these lots at any price, we are going to have a little entertainment. Very little. I want to present to you Miss Polly Potter, the best-paying guest in the hotel—in fact, the only paying guest in the hotel. She will sing for you, and for me too. Miss Potter.