Hammer
We're going to have music—music—we're going to have music.
Now the first musical number on the program will be a piccolo solo, which we will skip. And the second number will be Signor Pastrami, the Lithuanian pianist.
The Signor for his first selection will play "A Cup of Coffee, a Sandwich and You" from the opera Aida. Signor, allow me to assist you to the di-et.