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TRANSGRESSING THE LAWS.
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“Well. This goes clear away ahead of anything I ever heard of before. Do you—now I ask you as a man and a brother—do you think I could venture to throw a rock here in any given direction without hitting a captain of this ship?”

“Well, Sir, I don’t know—I think likely you’d fetch the captain of the watch, may be, because he’s a-standing right yonder in the way.”

I went below—meditating, and a little down-hearted. I thought, if five cooks can spoil a broth, what may not five captains do with a pleasure excursion.