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Sunny Jim — Say, Aunt Jemima, a boy
threw a rock and hit me on the head to-day.
Won't you tie it up?
Aunt Jemima — Deed Ah will, honey. Whah he hit you? Eight dere? Nemind, honey, Ah fix it. Whuilo' he do dat? Jes' lemme cotch him! Good-fer-nothin', low down white trash! Dere, honey, hit's all right now.
Cigarette Triplets — Say, Aunty —
Sunny Jim — Say, you nincompoops, keep your traps shut, will you? If you don't quit teasing this old woman, I'll tie all three of you into a double bow knot and use you for a floor mop. You cigar store loafers, you mashers, you perfumed ninnies. I think I'll do it anyhow.
(He starts toward them, but they exit sud- denly.)
Cliocolate Waitress — Good, good! Bravo, M'seer Jim! Now we haf ze nice, quiet time.
Aunt Jemima — Honey, don't you spoil yo' han's by touchin' dem low clown white trash. You jes' leave dem ter me. Ah '11 jes' tek 'em ercross my knee and spank 'em good. Yah, suh, you jes' leave 'em ter me. Ah '11 learn 'em manners.
[At this point the first faint glimmer of
day appeared, the company scurried away to
their posts of duty, and quoth the Red Eaven,
"Evermore."]
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