stranger, as they came out under the low archway, which in those days formed the entrance to the coach-yard. "Terrible place—dangerous work—other day—five children—mother—tall lady, eating sandwiches—forgot the arch—crash—knock—children look round—mother's head off—sandwich in her hand—no mouth to put it in—head of a family off—shocking, shocking! Looking at Whitehall, sir?—fine place—little window—somebody else's head off there, eh, sir?—he didn't keep a sharp look-out enough either-eh, Sir, eh?"
"I am ruminating," said Mr. Pickwick, "on the strange mutability of human affairs."
"Ah! I see—in at the palace door one day, out at the window the next. Philosopher, Sir?"
"An observer of human nature, Sir," said Mr. Pickwick.
"Ah, so am I. Most people are when they've little to do and less to get. Poet, Sir?"
"My friend Mr. Snodgrass has a strong poetic turn," said Mr. Pickwick.
"So have I," said the stranger. "Epic poem—ten thousand lines—revolution of July—composed it on the spot—Mars by day, Apollo by night—bang the field-piece, twang the lyre."
"You were present at that glorious scene, sir?" said Mr. Snodgrass.
"Present! think I was; fired a musket,—fired with an idea,—rushed into wine shop—wrote it down—back again—whiz, bang—another idea—wine shop again—pen and ink—back again—cut and slash—noble time, Sir. Sportsman, sir?" abruptly turning to Mr. Winkle.
"A little, Sir," replied that gentleman.
"Fine pursuit, Sir,—fine pursuit.—Dogs, sir?"
"Not just now," said Mr. Winkle.
"Ah! you should keep dogs—fine animals—sagacious creatures—dog of my own once—Pointer—surprising instinct—out shooting one day—entering inclosure—whistled—dog stopped—whistled again—Ponto—no go; stock still—called him—Ponto, Ponto—wouldn't move—dog transfixed—staring at a board—looked up, saw an inscription—'Gamekeeper has orders to shoot all dogs found in this inclosure'—wouldn't pass it—wonderful dog—valuable dog that—very."
"Singular circumstance that," said Mr. Pickwick. "Will you allow me to make a note of it[1]?"
"Certainly, Sir, certainly—hundred more anecdotes of the same animal.—Fine girl, Sir" (to Mr. Tracy Tupman, who had been bestowing sundry anti-Pickwickian glances on a young lady by the roadside).
"Very!" said Mr. Tupman.
"English girls not so fine as Spanish—noble creatures—jet hair—black eyes—lovely forms—sweet creatures—beautiful."
"You have been in Spain, sir?" said Mr. Tracy Tupman.
- ↑ Although we find this circumstance recorded as a "singular" one, in Mr. Pickwick's note-book, we cannot refrain from humbly expressing our dissent from that learned authority. The stranger's anecdote is not one quarter so wonderful as some of Mr. Jesse's "Gleanings." Ponto sinks into utter insignificance before the dogs whose actions he records.—Ed.
