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SCENE I]
MRS. HOLROYD
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Mrs. Holroyd (she stands a lighted candle on the table) Yes, and you can get your boots off to go to bed.

Jack

It ’s not seven o’clock yet.

Mrs. Holroyd

It does n’t matter.

Minnie

What do they wear paper bonnets for, mam?

Mrs. Holroyd

Because they ’re brazen hussies.

Jack

I saw them having a glass of beer.

Mrs. Holroyd

A nice crew!

Jack

They say they are old pals of Mrs. Meakins. You could hear her screaming o’ laughin’, an’ my dad says: “He-ah, missis—here—a dog’s-nose for the Dachess—hopin’ it ‘ll smell samthng”—What ’s a dog’s-nose?

Mrs. Holroyd (giving him a piece of bread and butter)

Don’t ask me, child. How should I know?

Minnie

Would she eat it, mam?

Mrs. Holroyd

Eat what?

Minnie

Her in the pink bonnet—eat the dog’s nose?

Mrs. Holroyd

No, of course not. How should I know what a dog’s-nose is?