My lord Cromarty, after fourscore, went to his country house in Scotland, with a resolution to stay six years there and live thriftily, in order to save up money, that he might spend in London.
It is said of the horses in the vision, that their power was in their mouths and in their tails. What is said of horses in the vision, in reality may be said of women.
Elephants are always drawn smaller than the life, but a flea always larger.
When old folks tell us of many passages in their youth between them and their company, we are apt to think how much happier those times were than the present.
Why does the elder sister dance barefoot, when the younger is married before her? is it not that she may appear shorter, and consequently be thought younger than the bride?
No man will take counsel, but every man will take money: therefore money is better than counsel.
I never yet knew a wag (as the term is) who was not a dunce.
A person reading to me a dull poem of his own making, I prevailed on him to scratch out six lines together, in turning over the leaf, the ink being wet, it marked as many lines on the other side; whereof the poet complaining, I bid him be easy, for it would be better if those were out too.
At Windsor I was observing to my lord Bolingbroke, that the tower where the maids of honour lodged (who at that time were not very handsome) was much frequented with crows. My lord said, it was because they smelt carrion.
