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SONG ON WOOD'S HALFPENCE.
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Though at present he lives in a very large house,
There would then not be room in it left for a mouse;
But the squire's too wise, he will not take a souse.

Which, &c.


The farmer, who comes with his rent in this cash,
For taking these counters, and being so rash,
Will be kick'd out of doors, both himself and his trash.

Which, &c.


For, in all the leases that ever we hold,
We must pay our rent in good silver and gold,
And not in brass tokens of such a base mould.

Which, &c.


The wisest of lawyers all swear, they will warrant
No money but silver and gold can be current;
And, since they will swear it, we all may be sure on't.

Which, &c.


And I think, after all, it would be very strange,
To give current money for base in exchange,
Like a fine lady swopping her moles for the mange.

Which, &c.


But read the king's patent, and there you will find,
That no man need take them but who has a mind,
For which we must say that his Majesty's kind.

Which, &c.


Now God bless the Drapier who open’d our eyes!
I'm sure, by his book, that the writer is wise:
He shows us the cheat, from the end to the rise.

Which, &c.


Nay, farther he shows it a very hard case,
That this fellow Wood, of a very bad race,
Should of all the fine gentry of Ireland take place.

Which, &c.


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