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SWIFT’S POEMS

ASPARAGUS.


RIPE 'sparagrass,
Fit for lad or lass,
To make their water pass:
O, 'tis pretty picking
With a tender chicken!




ONIONS.

COME, follow me by the smell,
Here are delicate onions to sell,
I promise to use you well.

They make the blood warmer;

You'll feed like a farmer:
For this is every cook's opinion,
No savoury dish without an onion;
But, lest your kissing should be spoil'd,
Your onions must be thoroughly boil'd:
Or else you may spare
Your mistress a share,
The secret will never be known;
She cannot discover
The breath of her lover,
But think it as sweet as her own.




OYSTERS.

CHARMING oysters I cry
My masters, come buy,
So plump and so fresh,

So sweet is their flesh,

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