Miss. No; I was never angry in my life but once, and then nobody cared for it; so I resolved never to be angry again.
Neverout. Well; but if you'll tie it, you shall never know what I'll do for you.
Miss. So I suppose, truly.
Neverout. Well; but I'll make you a fine present one of these days.
Miss. Ay; when the devil's blind, and his eyes are not sore yet.
Neverout. No, miss. I'll send it you to morrow.
Miss. Well, well; to morrow's a new day; but I suppose you mean to morrow come never.
Neverout. O! 'tis the prettiest thing: I assure you, there came but two of them over in three ships.
Miss. Would I could see it, quoth blind Hugh. But why did you not bring me a present of snuff this morning?
Neverout. Because, miss, you never asked me; and, 'tis an ill dog that's not worth whistling for.
Ld. Sparkish. [to lady Answ.] Pray, madam, how came your ladyship last Thursday to go to that odious puppetshow?
Col. Why, to be sure, her ladyship went to see, and to be seen.
Lady Answ. You have made a fine speech, colonel: pray, what will you take for your mouthpiece?
Ld. Sparkish. Take that, colonel: but, pray, madam, was my lady Snuff there? They say she's extremely handsome.
Lady Smart. They must not see with my eyes, that think so.
