Nevercut. Never fear, miss; you have the old proverb on your side, Naught's ne'er in danger.
Col. Why, miss, let Tom Neverout wait on you; and then I warrant, you'll be as safe as a thief in a mill; for you know, He that's born to be hang'd, will never be drown'd.
Neverout. Thank you, colonel, for your good word; but faith, if ever I hang, it shall be about a fair lady's neck.
Lady Smart. Who's there? Bid the children be quiet, and not laugh so loud.
Lady Answ. O! madam, let 'em laugh, they'll ne'er laugh younger.
Neverout. Miss, I'll tell you a secret, if you'll promise never to tell it again.
Miss. No, to be sure; I'll tell it to nobody but friends and strangers.
Neverout. Why then, there's some dirt in my tea cup.
Miss. Come, come, the more there's in't, the more there's on't.
Lady Answ. Poh! you must eat a peck of dirt before you die.
Col. Ay, ay; it goes all one way.
Neverout. Pray, miss, what's a clock?
Miss. Why, you must know, 'tis a thing like a bell, and you are a fool that can't tell.
Neverout [to Lady Answ.] Pray, madam, do you tell me; for I have let my watch run down.
Laady Answ. Why, 'tis half an hour past hanging time.
Col. Well; I'm like the butcher that was looking for his knife, and had it in his mouth: I have been
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