Miss. I suppose, the colonel was cross'd in his first love, which makes him so severe on all the sex.
Lady Answ. Yes; and I'll hold a hundred to one, that the colonel has been over head and ears in love with some lady that has made his heart ake.
Col. O, madam, we soldiers are admirers of all the fair sex.
Miss. I wish I could see the colonel in love till he was ready to die.
Lady Smart. Ay; but I doubt, few people die for love in these days.
Neverout. Well, I confess, I differ from the colonel; for I hope to have a rich and a handsome wife yet before I die.
Col. Ay, Tom; live, horse, and thou shalt have grass.
Miss. Well, colonel; but, whatever you say against women, they are better, creatures than men; for men were made of clay, but woman was made of man.
Col. Miss, you may say what you please; but, faith, you'll never lead apes in Hell.
Neverout. No, no; I'll be sworn miss has not an inch of nun's flesh about her.
Miss. I understumble you, gentlemen.
Neverout. Madam, your humblecumdumble.
Ld. Sparkish. Pray, miss, when did you see your old acquaintance Mrs. Cloudy? you and she are two, I hear.
Miss. See her! marry, I don't care whether I ever see her again; God bless my eyesight.
Lady Answ. Lord! why she and you were as great as two inkleweavers. I've seen her hug you as the devil hugg'd the witch.
