angry women of Abington.
Coom. Why I am Dick Coomes?
Hodg. What haue I found thee Dicke? nay then I am for
yee Dicke, Where are ye Dicke?
yee Dicke, Where are ye Dicke?
Coom. What can I tell where I am?
Hodg. Can yee not tell, come, come ye waight on your
mistreffe well, come on your wayes, I haue sought you till
I am wearie, and calde ye till I am hoarse, good Lord what
a iaunt I haue had this night, hey ho?
mistreffe well, come on your wayes, I haue sought you till
I am wearie, and calde ye till I am hoarse, good Lord what
a iaunt I haue had this night, hey ho?
Coom. Ist you mistresse that came ouer me, sbloud twere
a good deed to come ouer you for this nights worke, I cannot
affoord all this paines for an angell I tell ye true a kisse
were not cast away vpon a good fellow, that hath deserued
more that way then a kisse, if your kindnesse would affoord
it him, What shall I haue it mistresse?
a good deed to come ouer you for this nights worke, I cannot
affoord all this paines for an angell I tell ye true a kisse
were not cast away vpon a good fellow, that hath deserued
more that way then a kisse, if your kindnesse would affoord
it him, What shall I haue it mistresse?
Hodg. Fie, fie, I must not kisse my man.
Coom. Nay, nay, nere stand, shall I, shall I, nobody sees,
say but I shall, and ile smack yee soundly I faith.
say but I shall, and ile smack yee soundly I faith.
Hodg. Away bawdie man, in trueth lle tell your maister.
Coom. My master, go to, neere tell me of my maister, he
may pray for them that may, he is past it, and for mine own
part, I can do somewhat that way I thanke God, I am not
now to learne, and tis your part to haue your whole desire.
may pray for them that may, he is past it, and for mine own
part, I can do somewhat that way I thanke God, I am not
now to learne, and tis your part to haue your whole desire.
Hod. Fie, fie, I am ashamed of you, would you tempt
your mistresse to lewdnesse.
your mistresse to lewdnesse.
Coom. To lewdnesse, no by my troth thers no such matter
in't, it is for kindnesse, & by my troth if you like my gentle
offer, you shall haue what courteously I can affoord ye.
in't, it is for kindnesse, & by my troth if you like my gentle
offer, you shall haue what courteously I can affoord ye.
Hod. Shall I indeed Dicke? I faith, if I thought no body
would see.
would see.
Coom. Tush, feare not that, swones they must haue Cattes eyes then,
Hod. Then kisse me Dick.
Coom. A kinde wenche I faith, where are yee mistresse?
Hodge. Heere Dick, O I am in the darke, Dick go about,
Coom. Nay, ile grope sure, where are yee.
Hodge. Heere,
Coom. A plague on this poast, I would the Carpenter had
bin hangd that set it vp so, where are yee now?
bin hangd that set it vp so, where are yee now?
Exit.Hod. Heere.
Coo, Here, o I come, a plague on it, I am in a pond mistres.
Hod. Ha, ha, I haue led him into a pond, where art thou Dick?
Coomes. Vp to the middle in a pond.
Hodge.
