A pleasant Comedie of the two
it is not so much worth, you see I am bolde with ye, Indeed
you are not so bolde as welcome, I pray yee come oftner,
Truly I shall trouble ye, all these ceremonies are dispatcht
between them, and they are gone.
you are not so bolde as welcome, I pray yee come oftner,
Truly I shall trouble ye, all these ceremonies are dispatcht
between them, and they are gone.
Fra. Are they so?
Coo. I before God are they.
Fra. And wherefore came not you to call me then?
Coo. Because I was loth to change my game,
Fra. What game?
Coo. You were at one sort of bowles, as I was at another,
Phi. Sirra, he meanes the buttery bowles of beere.
Coo. By God sirra we tickled it.
Fra, Why what a swearing keepes this drunken asse,
Canst thou not say but sweare at euery word?
Canst thou not say but sweare at euery word?
Phi. Peace do not marre his humour prethie Franke.
Coo. Let him alone, hee's a springall, he knowes not what
belongs to an oath.
belongs to an oath.
Fra. Sirra, be quiet, or I doe protest.
Coo. Come, come, what doe you protest?
Fra. By heauen to crack your Crowne,
Coo. To crack my crowne, I lay yea crowne of that,
Lay it downe and ye dare:
Nay sbloud, ile venter a quarters wages of that,
Crack my crowne quoth a?
Lay it downe and ye dare:
Nay sbloud, ile venter a quarters wages of that,
Crack my crowne quoth a?
Fra. Will ye not be quiet, will ye vrge me?
Coo. Vrge yee with a pox, who vrges ye?
You might haue said so much to a clowne,
Or one that had not been ore the sea to see fashions,
I haue I tell ye true, and I know what belongs to a man,
Crack my crowne and ye can.
You might haue said so much to a clowne,
Or one that had not been ore the sea to see fashions,
I haue I tell ye true, and I know what belongs to a man,
Crack my crowne and ye can.
Fra. And I can ye rascall.
Phi. Hold haire braine holde,
Dost thou not see hees drunke?
Dost thou not see hees drunke?
Coo. Nay let him come,
Though he be my masters sonne, I am my masters man,
And a man is a man in any ground in England:
Come, and he dare, a comes vpon his death,
I will not budge an inche: no sbloud will not,
Though he be my masters sonne, I am my masters man,
And a man is a man in any ground in England:
Come, and he dare, a comes vpon his death,
I will not budge an inche: no sbloud will not,
Fran. Will ye not?