angry women of Abington.
Phi. Stay prithie Franke, Coomes dost thou heare?
Coo. Heare me no heares
Stand away, Ile trust none of you all,
If I haue my backe against a Cart wheele,
I would not care, if the deuill came.
Stand away, Ile trust none of you all,
If I haue my backe against a Cart wheele,
I would not care, if the deuill came.
Phi. Why ye foole, I am your friend.
Coo. Foole on your face, I haue a wife,
Fra. Shees a whore then.
Coo. Shees as honest as Nan Lawson.
Phi. Whats she?
Coo. One of his whores.
Phi. Why hath he so many?
Coo. I as many as there be Churches in London.
Phil. Why thats an hundred and nine.
Boy. Faith he lyes a hundred.
Phi. Then thou art a witnes to nine.
Boy, No by God, Ile be witnes to none:
Coo. Now doe I stand like the George at Colbrooke:
Boy. No thou standst like the Bull at S. Albones.
Coo. Boy ye lye the hornes.
Boy. The Bul's bitten, see how he buts.
Phil. Comes, Comes, put vp, my friend and thou art friends
Coo. Ile heare him say so first.
Phil. Franke prethie doe, be friends and tell him so,
Fra. Goe to I am.
Boy. Put vp sir, and ye be a man put vp.
Coom. I am easily perswaded boy.
Phil, Ah ye mad slaue.
Coomes Come, come, a couple of whore-masters I found
Exit.yee, and so I leaue yee.
Exit.yee, and so I leaue yee.
Phil. Loe Franke dost thou not see hees drunke,
That twits me with my disposition?
That twits me with my disposition?
Fra. What disposition?
Phil. Nan Lawson, Nan Lawson,
Fran. Nay then,
Phil. Goe to ye wag, tis well,
If euer yee get a wife, I faith Ile tell,
Sirra at home we haue a Seruingman,
Hees not humord bluntly as Coomes is,
If euer yee get a wife, I faith Ile tell,
Sirra at home we haue a Seruingman,
Hees not humord bluntly as Coomes is,
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