THE GIRL THAT DISAPPEARS
Life. I followed directions carefully and the stuff is no good. I want my money back.
John Jones.
P. S. I poured half of the last bottle down a wood chuck's hole. It worked a perfect cure. The wood chuck never came back.
When the letter appeared among his testimonials it read as follows:
For years I have suffered from rheumatism, stomach trouble, and near-sightedness. I have used four bottles of your Elixir of Life. … It worked a perfect cure.
John Jones.
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