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TOAD OF TOAD HALL

TOAD

It takes a good deal to put me out, Ratty. Just a passing faintness which might happen to anyone who had been through what I've been through.

RAT

You've been through a lot, I expect.

TOAD

My dear Ratty, the times I've been through since I saw you last, you simply can't think!

RAT

Yes. Well, when you've got those horrible things off, and cleaned yourself up a bit—

TOAD

The times! Such trials, such sufferings, and all so nobly borne!

RAT

You'll find some dry clothes upstairs.

TOAD

Such escapes, such disguises, such subterfuges, and all so cleverly planned and carried out!

RAT

Quite so. Well—

TOAD

Been in prison, got out of it, of course. Stole a horse, rode