A Collection of jokes arranged for End-Men, both professional and amateur. Never before collected and published in a clear manner and with bright dialogue for End-Men and Interlocutor. They form a book of the newest, most humorous and quaintest matter ever arranged. Any reader may, with assured success, deliver them to any assemblages before whom he may appear.
Mr. Dumont himself says: "This collection of jokes and dialogues is the careful gathering of years—and only, the best and 'sure laugh' producers are incorporated in this book."
Partial Contents
Arithmetic of Love, "Ask a Policeman," All about Novels, At Niagara Falls, "A. P. A." and Bricks, Advantages of Education, All Sorts, Army and its Soldiers, Bad Case of Lying, Base Ball, Breach of Promise, Burglars, Boston's Correct Language, Bravery in Battle, Fishing, Funny Signs and Borrowed Pains, Fish makes Brains, Firing of the Cannon, Climatic Changes, Clancy as a Diver, "Couldn't find a Policeman," Colonel Pepper, "Curiosities for Museums," Conundrums, Cruelty to Animals, Country and Don't Drink, Couldn't take the Job, Comic Recitations, Cork Leg, "Casablanca," "Dreams," Ducks and Indians, Dutchman's Bet, "Daniel," Eating Dumplings, Epitaphs, Editing a Newspaper, Eating by Weight, Educated Horse, The Mule Battery, "Making Both Ends Meet," The Mind Reader, Missed the Hearse, Mixed Breed of Chickens, Married into a mean Family, Making a Pair of Shoes, Man's Ribs and Angel Cake, The New Poet, Never Happened, On the Battlefield, Off to the Seat of War, Our Brothers, Old Cider Barrel, Origin of Songs, Opinion on Man and Woman, Gratitude, Hotel Regulations, Hold your Head Up, How is Business, How Different Girls Kiss, Hash for the Navy, "Has not Caught Me Yet," Ironmonger, It Runs in the Family; "If a River were between all Men and Women," Jumping Frog, Kissing, Kiss Sociable, Keep off the Grass, Kissing in the Tunnel, Lawyer and Doctor, Lost Umbrella, Liquor Assists Nature, Learning the Bike, Love and Matrimony, Law in Alaska, Shoemaker's Daughter, Singing at the Party, Storm at Sea, Spotted Dog, Swallowed an Egg, Second Time on Earth, Signs, Sorry he didn't Take it Cold, Progress, Parson's Sermon on Crap Shooting, Poultry and Fruit, Powers of Language, Perhaps I Will and Perhaps I Won't, Peculiarities of Speech, Pumpkin Pie, Patriotic Alphabet, Queer Advertisements, Ragged Jacket, Raising Grasshoppers, Taught His Wife a Lesson, Thought it was a Boat-race, The Telephone, Thief with a Roman Nose, Taxes on Luxuries, Transfusion of Blood, Took the Dead Mans' Dollar, Two Good Liars, Three Realistic Dreams, "Takes It just the same," "Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star," Very Good Tip, Very Large Punch Bowl, Very Mean Father, "We are Letters," "Went Home for his Pipe," "Why is a Ship called 'She?'" "What is Love?" "We are all Bottles," "Wish the Gun had gone off," Writing a Novel.
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