6.
JUDGE
Dat ole fool do know somethin' 'bout law.
LAWYER
When George Washington was pleading de case of Marbury vs. Madison, what did he say? What did he say? Scintillate, scintillate, Globule orific. Fain would I fathom thy nature's specific. Loftily poised in ether capacious, strongly resembling a gem carbonacious. What did Abraham Lincoln say about mule-stealing? When torrid Phoebut refuses his presence and ceases to lamp with fierce incandescence, then you illumine the regions supernal, scintillate, scintillate, semper nocturnal. Syllogism, again I say syllogism.
(He takes his seat amid applause)
JUDGE
Man, youse a pleadin' fool. You knows yo' rules and by-laws.
OTHER LAWYER
Let me show my glory. Let me spread my habeas corpus.
JUDGE
'Tain't no use. Dis lawyer done convinced me.
OTHER LAWYER
But, lemme parade my material -
JUDGE
Parade yo' material anywhere you wants to exceptin' befo' me. Dis lil girl wants to go home and I'm goin' with her and enjoy de consequences. Court's adjourned.
CURTAIN
