As the circus train passed through the street An Elephant caught the eye Of a "rural duffer," who remarked As the creature lumbered by,—While a wondering look stole o 'er his phiz—(No artist's hand could paint it;) "Wa-al neow, Maria,—I swan to man That's quite an insect, aint it?"
A city swell heard the remark, And quickly turned his nose Up, with an air that plainly said: "Such horrid folks as those May go their way—for they'll pollute The very atmosphere With their uncouth ways and ignorance—We can't endure them here!"
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The time rolled on,—and the city swell Was brought to account one day For the many bills and debts he owed—He had not a cent to pay.His creditors gobbled all his goods And set them up for sale; But the cash they brought did not suffice So they marched him off to jail.—
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The "duffer" shook his jolly sides With a hearty, merry laugh; And recalled the time when he "so shocked The insipid city calf." "I pay my bills as I go along—I owe no man," said he; "There's no insect born that can compete With a biped such as he!"
