Poems (Merrill)/Uncle Joe's Soliloquy
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UNCLE JOE'S SOLILOQUY
Talk about your new inventions
And the wonders of the age;
I think the pesky foolishness
Has reached the topmost stage!
The news that this here world is round
Comes from some great man's mouth—
And that 'tis hung onto a pole
That goes from North to South.
And the wonders of the age;
I think the pesky foolishness
Has reached the topmost stage!
The news that this here world is round
Comes from some great man's mouth—
And that 'tis hung onto a pole
That goes from North to South.
And I suppose that this here way
Is the way to solve the riddle—
Just take an apple up, and thrust
A needle through the middle.
And what is it they won't do next?
For now, Why, 'pon my soul
They say that larn'ed folks have tried
To find the great North Pole!
Is the way to solve the riddle—
Just take an apple up, and thrust
A needle through the middle.
And what is it they won't do next?
For now, Why, 'pon my soul
They say that larn'ed folks have tried
To find the great North Pole!
I'd rather stay upon the land
Than sail upon the sea;
Why can't them folks just stay at home
And let the North Pole be?
Now I am kind of worried like
For fear some of those men
That 's sailing round and round the airth
Will find the pole and then
Than sail upon the sea;
Why can't them folks just stay at home
And let the North Pole be?
Now I am kind of worried like
For fear some of those men
That 's sailing round and round the airth
Will find the pole and then
Some of them chaps who thoughtlessly
At common sense will scoff
Will take it into their wise heads
To cut the North Pole off!
And then what would become of us?
I'm sure I haint no notion—
I spose that we, the world and all
Would fall into the Ocean!
At common sense will scoff
Will take it into their wise heads
To cut the North Pole off!
And then what would become of us?
I'm sure I haint no notion—
I spose that we, the world and all
Would fall into the Ocean!
And what a bad thing that would be—
How dreadful is the sound—
To let the world fall in the sea
And all the good folks drown'd!
I wish that them ere pesky folks
Would let the pole alone;
I think that they had better find
Some business of their own!
How dreadful is the sound—
To let the world fall in the sea
And all the good folks drown'd!
I wish that them ere pesky folks
Would let the pole alone;
I think that they had better find
Some business of their own!
I wish some one would find them folks
And try and make them see
That they had better stay at home
And let the North Pole be!
If I should ever see them men
As sure's my name is Joe
They'll find what my opinion is
And I shall tell them so!
And try and make them see
That they had better stay at home
And let the North Pole be!
If I should ever see them men
As sure's my name is Joe
They'll find what my opinion is
And I shall tell them so!