Private Snafu: The Home Front
PRIVATE
SNAFU
THE
HOME FRONT
Cold! It's so cold it would freeze the nuts off a Jeep!
♪ (…)
There's no place like home,
There's no place like home.
Be it ever so humble,
There's no place like home. ♪
Home! They got it soft back there. They don't even know there's a war going on!
Back in my hometown, take my ol' man; He's probably down at Kellys.
KELLYS
POOL HALL
And Ma, I know what she's doing every afternoon—all afternoon.
(chat)
And Grandpa. He never did a day's work in his life!
HOLLYWOOD THEATRE |
NOW PLAYING DURTIS KERKINS & PENCE RABATELLO "LOVERS" | ||||
NOW PLAYING | R I A L T O |
TIMES SQUARE |
EL MORON |
GRILL St | P L A Z A |
And my gal! My gal Sally Lou! She's probably out with another guy at this identical moment!
Ah—my darling—what big eyes you have!
Geez! Elephant playing while I freeze up here. I wish I can see him! I'd tell him a thing or two!
Technical fairy, first class, at your service!
Okay Snafu, maybe you've got something there. Raised monkeys but it's cold! Now let's take a look at the lazy wheezy home folks.
TELEVISOR
Suppose we look at your ol' man first.
And the bridge game; let's see how your Ma is making out.
SEEDS
Hi-yo silver! Bandooler!
Comin' mother!
This stuff sure makes things grow, don't it?
And that Grandpa yours.
And they thought I was too old for this job!
B-b-b-b-bother-r-r-r-r don't bother me m-m-m-m-mate!
Shut 'em up; pity for our ears!
Sally Lou has joined the WACs.
EVERY WAC
RELEASES A SOLDIER
FOR
THE FRONT
♪ We're working like hell in the old hometown. ♪
♪ You're working in the old hometown. ♪
♪ Working in the old home— ♪
♪ —town! ♪
Gosh! I didn't know you cared! Woowoo—
PRIVATE
SNAFU
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