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St. Nicholas/Volume 32/Number 4/Two Sides of Ye Hedge

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4125883St. Nicholas, Volume 32, Number 4 — Two Sides of Ye HedgeMary Mapes DodgeFrederick Richardson

Two Sides of Ye Hedge;

or, Ye Sorry Aim of Ye Medieval Archer.

(A Valentine Tragedy.)


By Frederick Richardson

Ye archer: With a low whistle and an archer’s craft I ’ll fit ye valentine unto this shaft,”
Ye faire mayde: ‘Tis Percival, my archer love, I wot!”
’T was aimed with care, and my love-shaft, I trow,Straight to her hand—and to her heart—will go.”
A valentine his trusty bow hath shot!”
Gadzooks!” cries Percival. ‘Alack! what ’s up?I ’ve missed ye fair one, and have hit ye pup”
A valentine his trusty bow hath shot!”
A murrain on my hand and brain so stupid!I ‘ll ne’er again attempt to rival Cupid!”
Ye ancient dame:   “Young lady, to thy turret chamber speed,  Whilst I this varlet’s ‘doggerel’ will read!”