Sunset Gun/Frustration

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Sunset Gun (1928)
by Dorothy Parker
Frustration
4407149Sunset Gun — Frustration1928Dorothy Parker

Frustration


IF I had a shiny gun
I could have a world of fun
Speeding bullets through the brains
Of the folk who give me pains

Or had I some poison gas
I could make the moments pass
Bumping off a number of
People whom I do not love.

But I have no lethal weapon—
Thus does Fate our pleasure step on!
So they still are quick and well
Who should be, by rights, in hell.