The Bad Child's Book Of Beasts/The Big Baboon

by Hilaire Belloc

The Big Baboon

The Big Baboon is found upon
The plains of Cariboo:

He goes about

with nothing on
(A shocking thing to do).

But if he

dressed respectably
And let his whiskers grow,

How like this Big Baboon would be

To Mister So-and-so!