The Complete Poems of Paul Laurence Dunbar/Speakin' at de Cou't-house
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SPEAKIN' AT DE COU'THOUSE
Dey been speakin' at de cou't- house, An' laws-a-massy me,'Twas de beatness kin' o' doin's Dat evah I did see.Of cose I had to be dah In de middle o' de crowd,An' I hallohed wid de othahs, W'en de speakah riz and bowed.
I was kind o' disapp'inted At de smallness of de man,Case I'd allus pictered great folks On a mo' expansive plan;But I t'ought I could respect him An' tek in de wo'ds he said,Fu' dey sho was somp'n knowin' In de bald spot on his haid.
But hit did seem so't o' funny Aftah waitin' fu' a weekDat de people kep' on shoutin' So de man des could n't speak;De ho'ns dey blared a little, Den dey let loose on de drums,—Some one tol' me dey was playin'"See de conkerin' hero comes."
"Well," says I, "you all is white folks, But you 's actin' queer,What 's de use of heroes comin' Ef dey cain't talk w'en dey 's here?"Aftah while dey let him open, An' dat man he waded in,An' he fit de wahs all ovah Winnin' victeries lak sin.
W'en he came down to de present, Den he made de feathahs fly.He des waded in on money, An' he played de ta'iff high.An' he said de colah question, Hit was ovah, solved, an' done,Dat de dahky was his brothah, Evah blessed mothah's son.
Well he settled all de trouble Dat's been pesterin' de lan',Den he set down mid de cheerin' An' de playin' of de ban'.I was feelin' moughty happy Twell I hyeahed somebody speak,"Well, dat 's his side of de bus'- ness, But you wait for Jones nex' weck."