The Fairy Tales of the Brothers Grimm (Rackham)/The Marriage of Mrs. Reynard
The Marriage of Mrs. Reynard
HERE was once an old Fox who thought that his wife was not true to him, and determined to put her to the test. He stretched himself under the bank, lay motionless, and pretended to be as dead as a door nail. Mrs. Reynard went to her chamber, and shut herself in; and her servant, Mistress Cat, sat by the fire, and cooked the dinner.
Now, when it became known that the old Fox was dead, suitors began to announce themselves. Soon afterwards, the servant heard some one knocking at the front door. She went and opened the door, and there stood a young Fox, who said—
Sleeping or waking? or what are ye at?’
She answered—
D’ ye want to know what now I make?
I’m warming beer, with butter in it;
I beg ye ’ll taste it in a minute.’
‘I ’m much obliged, Mistress,’ said the Fox. ‘What is Mrs. Reynard doing?’
The Maid answered—
And ceases not with grief to moan.
She weeps until her eyes are red,
Because the dear old Fox is dead.’
‘Well, just tell her, Mistress, that there ’s a young Fox here, who would be glad to woo her.’
‘Very well, young gentleman.’
And smote the door, rat-tata-tat!
“Pray, Mrs. Reynard, are you in?
Outside a wooer waits below !”’
‘Well, what ’s he like? I want to know. Has he got nine such beautiful tails as the late lamented Mr. Reynard?’
‘Oh dear no,’ answered the Cat. ‘He has only got one.’
‘Then I won’t have him.’
Mistress Cat went down, and sent the wooer away.
Soon after this there was knocking again, and another Fox appeared at the door, who wished to pay his addresses to Mrs. Reynard. He had two tails, but he came off no better than the first. Afterwards others came, each with one tail more; but they were all rejected, till at last one came that had nine tails like old Mr. Reynard.
When the widow heard this, full of joy, she said to the Cat—
Old Mr. Reynard turn adrift.’
But when the wedding was about to be celebrated, then old Mr. Reynard under the bank roused himself, and gave the whole crew a good drubbing, and sent them, Mrs. Reynard and all, helter-skelter out of the house.
Second Tale
When old Mr. Reynard really died, the Wolf came as a suitor, and knocked at the door, and the Cat who acted as servant to
Mrs. Reynard, opened it.The Wolf greeted her, and said—
How comes it that alone you sit?
What are you making there, so good?’
The Cat answered—
Will your Lordship have a sup?’
‘Thank you kindly, Mistress Cat. Mistress Reynard is not at home, I suppose.’
And weeps as her sorrow befits.
Her sad case she doth much deplore,
Because Mr. Reynard’s no more.’
The Wolf answered—
She must come down the stairs, “tis plain.”
The Cat ran up without delay,
Nor did her claws their clatter stay
Until she reached the long saloon.
There, tapping with her five gold rings,
“Is Mrs. Reynard in?” she sings.
“If now she wants to wed again,
She must come down the stairs, “tis plain.”
Mrs. Reynard asked: ‘Does the gentleman wear red breeches, and has he a pointed muzzle?’
‘No,’ answered the Cat.
‘Then he is no use to me.’
When the Wolf was rejected, there came a Dog, a Stag, a Hare, a Bear, and one after another every sort of wild animal. But in every one there was wanting some of the good qualities which old Mr. Reynard had possessed, and the Cat was obliged to dismiss the suitors every time. At last there came a young Fox. Then Mrs. Reynard asked: ‘Does the gentleman wear red breeches, and has he got a pointed muzzle?’
‘Yes,’ said the Cat. ‘He has both.’
‘Then let him come up,’ said Mrs. Reynard, and ordered the maid to make ready the wedding feast.
Then fling the old Fox from the house;
Bring in many a good fat mouse,
But eat them all yourself alone,
Nor give your mistress e’er a one.’
Then the wedding with young Mr. Fox was held, and there was merry-making and dancing, and if they haven’t stopped, they are dancing still.
Does the gentleman wear red breeches,
and has he a pointed muzzle?