The Greenock Railway/A Man Without a Wife
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A MAN WITHOUT A WIFE.
A man without a wifeKnows no comfort of his life,And none but a fool would live single, O.For when you're buckled to,You have nothing else to do,But hear her pretty tongue go jingle, jingle, O.
Her voice is quite divine,And if you should inclineTo have a single moment of quiet, O,It would be of little use,Unless you lov'd abuse,For she kicks up such a devil of a riot, O.
She'll simper, blush, and grin,And taste a drop of gin,Or else a little sup of full-proof brandy, O;And when it makes her stagger,Lord! how the jade will swagger,And her husband she proclaims a Smithfield dandy, O.
Then who the devil wouldLive single, if he couldIn women find these virtues so delightful, O,For though they scratch and fight,Still they are our great delight,And he that lives without one must be spiteful, O.