The Lucky Dog
The Amalgamated
Producing Company
presents
STAN LAUREL
in
"THE LUCKY DOG"
So Broke He Couldn't Buy Metal Polish For a Thumb Tack.
STANLEY LAUREL.
The Landlady whore heart is harder than her mattress.
One good turn deserves another.
LOS ANGELES OSTRICH F[ARM]
ROOMS
"Pay your bill it's beginning to Look like the war debt."
"If you want to be a headlight come around when you're lit up."
"Sweet one, this flower has a scent but I haven't."
"Put'em both up, insect, before I comb your hair with lead."
You can't get a truck in a Ford garage.
LUNCHES
NO DOGS
ALLOWED
"He a dandruff hound—hard to get rid of."
GARBAGE
Coming to enter her dog in the barking contest.
Metropolitan Dog Fanciers
Association
Annual ExhibitDOG SHOW
Thourouhbreds
Only
"What's its name?"
"I don't know whether to call it Henry or Henrietta."
There's always a crumb under the table.
He plans a revenge that's worse than the telephone service.
Her home and the butler who has a fly time.
It didn't strike father funny.
"I meant that for the butler."
"That's the only thing I've had lately with a kick in it."
"I love dogs—how long will you be with us?"
"Are you always in the same good spirits?"
"Not always—I'm seldom caught like this."
The plotters arrive as welcome as Blue Sunday.
"Be ready when I say the word."
"If they don't work I have this Bolsheviki candy."
DYNAMITE.
100%
"Meet Count De Chease from Switzerland."
"You and the world are going to separate."
"Just a minute I need a shot of this."
"What have you got in there—rubber bullets?"
"I'll fix it, I used to open shells in an oyster house."
"You get the girl and leave the rest to me."
This makes Russian blowouts successful.
THE END
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