The Soldier's Return (2)/The Irish Smugglers
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THE IRISH SMUGGLERS.
From Brighton two Paddies walk'd under the cliff For pebbles and shells to explore,When, low! a small barrel was dropp'd from the skiff,Which floated, at length, to the shore Says Dermot to Pat we the owner will bilk—To-night we'll be merry and frisky;I know it as well as my own mother's milk,Dear joy, 'tis a barrel of whisky.
Says Pat, I'll soon broach it, О fortunate lot!(Now Pat you must know, was no joker;)I'll go to Tom Murphy, who lives in the cot.And borrow his kitchen hot pocker.'Twas said, and 'twas done—the barrel was bor'd (No Bacchanals ever felt prouder,)When Paddy found out a small error on board,The whisky, alas! was gunpowder.
With sudden explosion, he flew o'er the ocean,And high in air, sported a leg; Yet instinct prevails when philosophy fails,So he kept a tight hold of the keg.But Dermet bawl'd out, with a terrible shout,I'm not to be chous'd, Mr. Wiseman,If you do not come down I'll run into the town And, by St. Patrick, I'll tell the exciseman.