The Works of the Rev. Jonathan Swift/Volume 7/To Quilca

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The Works of the Rev. Jonathan Swift, Volume 7
(1725)
by Jonathan Swift, edited by Thomas Sheridan, John Nichols, John Boyle, Patrick Delany, John Hawkesworth, Deane Swift, William Bowyer, John Birch, and George Faulkner

To Quilca

Upon stealing a Crown, when the Dean was asleep

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Jonathan Swift1560668The Works of the Rev. Jonathan Swift, Volume 7
— To Quilca1725Thomas Sheridan, John Nichols, John Boyle, Patrick Delany, John Hawkesworth, Deane Swift, William Bowyer, John Birch, and George Faulkner

TO QUILCA,

A COUNTRY HOUSE OF DR. SHERIDAN,

IN NO VERY GOOD REPAIR, 1725.

LET me thy properties explain:
A rotten cabin dropping rain;
Chimnies with scorn rejecting smoke;
Stools, tables, chairs, and bedsteads broke.
Here elements have lost their uses,
Air ripens not, nor earth produces;
In vain we make poor Sheelah^[1] toil,
Fire will not roast, nor water boil.
Through all the valleys, hills, and plains,
The goddess Want in triumph reigns:
And her chief officers of state,
Sloth, Dirt, and Theft, around her wait.

THE BLESSINGS OF A COUNTRY LIFE. 1725.

Far from our debtors; no Dublin letters;
Nor seen by our betters.

THE PLAGUES OF A COUNTRY LIFE.

A companion with news; a great want of shoes;
Eat lean meat, or choose; a church without pews.
Our horses astray; no straw, oats, or hay;
December in May; our boys run away; all servants at play.

↑ The name of an Irish servant.

[1] The name of an Irish servant.

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The Works of the Rev. Jonathan Swift/Volume 7/To Quilca

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