Theatrical speaker/How-d'ye-do and Good-bye

how d'ye-do, and good-bye.

One day Good-bye met How-d'ye-do,
Too close to shun saluting;
But soon the rival sisters flew
From kissing to disputing.

Away!" says How-d'ye-do," your mine
Appals my cheerful nature;
No name so sad as yours is seen
In sorrow's nomenclature.

Where'er I give one sunshine hour
Your cloud comes in to shade it;
Where'er I plant one bosom's flower,
Your mildew drops to fade it.

Ere How-d'ye-do has turned each tongue
To 'hope's delighted measure,
Good bye in friendship's ear has rung
The knell of parting pleasure!

From sorrows past, my chemic skill
Draws smiles of consolation;
While you, from present joys, distill
The tears of separation."

Good-bye replied, "Your statement's true,
And well your cause you've pleaded;
But, pray, who'd think of How-d'ye-do,
Unless Good-by preceded!

Without my prior influence,
Could yours have ever flourish'd;
And can your hand one flower dispense,
But those my tears have nuorish'd?

How oft,—if at the court of love
Concealment is the fashion,—
When How-d'ye-do has fail'd to move,
Good-bye reveals the passion?

How oft, when Cupid's fires decline,—
As every heart remembers,
One sigh of mine, and only mine,
Revives the dying embers?

Go, bid the timid lover choose,
And I'll resign my charter,
If he for ten kind How-d'ye do's,
One kind Good-bye would barter!

From love and friendship's kindred source
We both derive existence;
And they would both lose half their force
Without one joint assistance.

'Tis well the world our merit knows,
Since time, there's no denying,
One half in How-d'ye-doing goes,
And t'other in Good-bying.