Their Thoughts of Her
THEIR THOUGHTS OF HER
By Tom Masson
Her Lover: “I cannot wait to see her! Oh, the agony of separation!”
Her Dressmaker: “It seems a pity she is so long-waisted. Otherwise she would have so much style.”
Her Brother: “Oh, how tired she makes me!”
Her Father: “I’ve spent twenty thousand dollars on that girl since she was born.”
Her Mother: “She needs a tonic.”
Her Maid: “What a pity her clothes don't fit me.”
Her Enemy: “She never troubles me a bit. I never think of her.”
Her Sunday-school Pupil: “Oh, my, ain’t she just beautiful!"
Her Hair-dresser: “It’s a pity her scalp isn’t better nourished.”
Her Old Chum: “She isn’t what she used to be. I sometimes wonder—”
Her Platonic Friend: “I knew she would be spoiled by love some day.”
Her New Acquaintance: “What a bright girl!”
The Cynic: “She knows about as little as any of them!”
Her Grandmother: “To me she wil1 never be anything more than a child.”
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