Three Ages
JOSEPH M. SCHENCK
presents
Buster Keaton
in
"Three Ages"
A Metro Attraction
Directed by
BUSTER KEATON
Assistant Director
ROBERT IVES
Photography
ELGIN LESSLEY and
WILLIAM C. McGANN
Technical Director
FRED GABOURIE
THE PLAYERS
The Girl's Father . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . |
Joe Roberts | |
The Girl's Mother . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . |
Lillian Lawrence | |
The Villain . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . |
Wallace Beery | |
The Girl . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . |
Margaret Leahy | |
The Boy . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . |
Buster Keaton | |
THREE AGES
PREFACE
IF you let your mind wander back through History you will find that the only thing that has not changed since the World began is—LOVE. Love is the unchanging axis on which the World revolves.
THERE is no better way to prove this than by comparing the love stories of three widely separated periods of Time.
As appropriate examples we have selected the Stone Age, the Roman Age, and the Modern Age.
The Stone Age.
Beauty is a part of Yesterday, Today, and Forever.
. . . Miss Margaret Leahy
In every age Beauty is sought by the Adventurer.
. . . Mr. Wallace Beery
Through every age there is the faithful worshipper at Beauty's shrine.
. . . Buster Keaton
Youth is eternally protected by the sheltering wing of devoted parents.
. . . Miss Lillian Lawrence
. . . Mr. Joseph Roberts
From the beginning of time parents have found different methods of choosing their daughter's mate.
A troubled heart ever yearns to know the future.
"My card!"
"I want to ask the Wee-gee if she loves only me."
ROME In all Her Glory.
NON
POSTUM
EXIT
NO PARKING
"Thou rankest high in the Roman army—"
"—and thou art the rankest!"
"Wise Soothsayer—can'st thou tell me if yon fair wench love'th me alone?"
THE PRESENT AGE Of Speed, Need, and Greed
"I want you boys to know that I am master of my own home, and the choice of my daughter's husband rests entirely with—"
"—my wife!"
"Of course you gentlemen understand that my daughter's happiness hangs in the balance."
FIRST
NATIONAL
BANK
LAST
NATIONAL
BANK
Again turning back to prehistoric days.
A man's attempt to arouse Jealousy is as old as Time.
RECTOR CAFE
Get rid of that big boob and meet me outside
I am sitting behind you pretending to be asleep.
"We will fight this out at sunrise!"
"I think I had better dictate my will before sunrise."
Sunrise.
WEATHER
FORECAST
FAIR
AND
WARMER
WEATHER
FORECAST
Snow
"Thou art challenged to a chariot race in yon arena at high noon tomorrow—when I shall drag thy name down to disgrace!"
SPARK
PLUG
SPARK
PLUG
High Noon.
LOCAL
FOOTBALL TEAMS
CLASH TOMORROW
LINE-UP
| NORTH SIDE | — | SOUTH SIDE |
|---|---|---|
| MITCHELL | L. E. R. | KEATON |
| BRUCKMAN | L. T. R. | GABE |
| GRAY | L. G. R. | DEVLIN |
| HAVEZ | CENTER | HARMON |
| LESLIE | R. G. L. | MORRIS |
| McCANN | R. T. L. | CHESTER |
| BRUNO | R. E. L. | St CLAIN |
| HAINES | —QUARTER BACK— | ANGER |
| BOOTH | L. H. R. | BERNARD |
| JACKSON | R. H. L. | COLLINS |
| CRAVES | F. B. | MORGAN |
DAILY
NEWS
BULLETIN
"He doesn't play—he's just the coach for the other team."
LINE-UP
| NORTH SIDE | — | SOUTH SIDE |
|---|---|---|
| BEERY | L. E. R. | KEATON |
| BRUCKMAN | L. T. R. | GABE |
| GRAY | L. G. R. | DEVLIN |
UNDERTAKING PARLOR
The Game.
SCORE BY QUARTERS
| 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | FINAL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| NORTH SIDE |
0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| SOUTH SIDE |
0 | 0 | 0 |
TIME LEFT
TO PLAY
SCORE BY QUARTERS
| 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | FINAL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| NORTH SIDE |
0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| SOUTH SIDE |
0 | 0 | 0 | 6 |
TIME LEFT
TO PLAY
BIG WEDDING TOMORROW
Mr. Wallace Beery of this city and Miss Margaret Leahy will be married at Grace Church at 12 o'clock tomorrow. The ceremony will take place at exactly high
In the meantime the prehistoric young man returns to the city from a sight seeing tour
"Take yon maid to my domicile."
Somehow he vaguely remembered that somewhere——sometime——somebody made friends with some lion by doing something to some of its paws.
After a delightful ride in the patrol wagon——
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BIGAMIST
FORGERY
DATE EXAMINED 6-7-19 Prisoner's Signature
SOCIETY
BIG WEDDING TOMORROW
Mr. Wallace Beery of this city and Miss Margaret Leahy will be married at 12 o'clock tomorrow at Grace M. E. Church.
[...]
L.A. POLICE STATION 6
"Back to the church!"
—and if anything more were needed to show that love has not changed——
THE END
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