Trivia (Gay)/Part 2
TRIVIA.
BOOK II.
OF WALKING THE STREETS BY DAY.
Thus far the muse has trac'd, in useful lays,
The proper implements for wint'ry ways;
Has taught the walker with judicious eyes
To read the various warnings of the skies:4
Now venture, muse! from home, to range the town,
And for the public safety risk thy own.
For ease and for dispatch the morning's best;
No tides of passengers the street molest.—
You'll see a draggled damsel here and there,
From Billingsgate her fishy traffick bear:10
On doors the sallow milkmaid chalks her gains;
Ah! how unlike the milkmaid of the plains!
Before proud gates attending asses bray,
Or arrogate with solemn pace the way;—
These grave physicians, with their milky cheer,15
The lovesick maid and dwindling beau repair.
Here rows of drummers stand in martial file,
And with their vellum thunder shake the pile,
To greet the new-made bride. Are sounds like these
The proper prelude to a state of peace?20
Now Industry awakes her busy sons:
Full-charg'd with news the breathless hawker runs;
Shops open, coaches roll, carts shake the ground,
And all the streets with passing cries resound.
If cloth'd in black you tread the busy town,25
Or if distinguish'd by the rev'rend gown,
Three trades avoid.—Oft in the mingling press
The barber's apron soils the sable dress:
Shun the perfumer's touch with cautious eye;
Nor let the baker's step advance too nigh.30
Ye walkers! too, that youthful colours wear,
Three sullying trades avoid with equal care.—
The little chimney-sweeper skulks along,
And marks with sooty stains the heedless throng:
When "Small-coal" murmurs in the hoarser throat,
From smutty dangers guard thy threaten'd coat:
The dustman's cart offends thy clothes and eyes,
When through the street a cloud of ashes flies.
But whether black or lighter dyes are worn,
The chandler's basket, on his shoulder borne,40
With tallow spots thy coat: resign the way,
To shun the surly butcher's greasy tray;—
Butchers! whose hands are died with blood's foul stain,
And always foremost in the hangman's train.
Let due civilities be strictly paid.45
The wall surrender to the hooded maid;
Nor let thy sturdy elbow's hasty rage
Jostle the feeble steps of trembling age:
And when the porter bends beneath his load,
And pants for breath, clear thou the crowded road:
But, above all, the groping blind direct,51
And from the pressing throng the lame protect.
You'll sometimes meet a fop, of nicest tread,
Whose mantling peruke veils his empty head;
At ev'ry step he dreads the wall to lose,55
And risks, to save a coach, his red-heel'd shoes;
Him, like the miller, pass with caution by,
Lest from his shoulder clouds of powder fly:
But when the bully, with assuming pace,
Cocks his broad hat, edg'd round with tarnish'd lace,
Yield not the way; defy his strutting pride,61
And thrust him to the muddy kennel's side;
He never turns again, nor dares oppose,
But mutters coward curses as he goes.
If drawn by business to a street unknown65
Let the sworn porter point thee through the town.
Be sure observe the signs; for signs remain
Like faithful landmarks to the walking train.
Seek not from 'prentices to learn the way;
Those fabling boys will turn thy steps astray:70
Ask the grave tradesman to direct thee right;
He ne'er deceives—-but when he profits by't.
Where fam'd St. Giles's ancient limits spread,
An inrail'd column rears its lofty head;
Here to sev'n streets sev'n dials count the day,75
And from each other catch the circling ray:
Here oft the peasant, with enquiring face,
Bewilder'd, trudges on from place to place;
He dwells on ev'ry sign with stupid gaze,
Enters the narrow alley's doubtful maze;80
Tries ev'ry winding court and street in vain,
And doubles o'er his weary steps again.
Thus hardy Theseus, with intrepid feet,
Travers'd the dang'rous labyrinth of Crete;
But still the wand'ring passes forc'd his stay,85
Till Ariadne's clue unwinds the way.
But do not thou, like that bold chief, confide
Thy vent'rous footsteps to a female guide;
She'll lead thee with delusive smiles along,
Dive in thy fob, and drop thee in the throng.90
When waggish boys the stunted besom ply,
To rid the slabby pavement, pass not by
Ere thou hast held their hands; some heedless flirt
Will overspread thy calves with spatt'ring dirt.
Where porters' hogsheads roll from carts aslope,
Or brewers down steep cellars stretch the rope,
Where counted billets are by carmen tost,
Stay thy rash step, and walk without the post.
What, though the gath'ring mire thy feet besmear?
The voice of industry is always near.100
Hark! the boy calls thee to his destin'd stand,
And the shoe shines beneath his oily hand. . . . .
Here let the muse, fatigued amid the throng,
Adorn her precepts with digressive song;
Of shirtless youths the secret rise to trace,105
And shew the parent of the sable race.
Like mortal man, great Jove (grown fond of change)
Of old was wont this nether world to range,
To seek amours: the vice the monarch lov'd
Soon through the wide ethereal court improv'd:
And ev'n the proudest goddess, now and then,
Would lodge a night among the sons of men:
To vulgar deities descends the fashion,
Each, like her betters, had her earthly passion.
Then Cloacina (goddess of the tide115
Whose sable streams beneath the city glide)
Indulg'd the modish flame: the town she rov'd;
A mortal scavenger she saw—-she lov'd;
The muddy spots that dry'd upon his face,
Like female patches, heighten'd ev'ry grace:120
She gaz'd—she sigh'd; for Love can beauties spy
In what seems faults to ev'ry common eye.
Now had the watchman walk'd his second round,
When Cloacina hears the rumbling sound
Of her brown lover's cart—for well she knows125
That pleasing thunder:—swift the goddess rose,
And through the streets pursued the distant noise,
Her bosom panting with expected joys.
With the night-wand'ring harlot's airs she past,
Brush'd near his side, and wanton glances cast:
In the black form of cinder-wench she came,131
When love, the hour, the place, had banish'd shame;
To the dark alley arm and arm they move:. . . .
Oh, may no linkboy interrupt their love!
When the pale moon had nine times fill'd her space,
The pregnant goddess (cautious of disgrace)136
Descends to earth: but sought no midwife's aid;
Nor 'midst her anguish to Lucina pray'd:
No cheerful gossip wish'd the mother joy;—
Alone, beneath a bulk, she dropt the boy.140
The child through various risks in years improv'd:
At first a beggar's brat, compassion mov'd;
His infant tongue soon learnt the canting art,
Knew all the pray'rs and whines to touch the heart.
O happy unown'd youths! your limbs can bear
The scorching dogstar and the winter's air;146
While the rich infant, nurs'd with care and pain,
Thirsts with each heat, and coughs with ev'ry rain!
The goddess long had mark'd the child's distress,
And long had sought his suff'rings to redress;150
She prays the gods to take the fondling's part,
To teach his hands some beneficial art
Practis'd in streets: the gods her suit allow'd,
And made him useful to the walking crowd,
To cleanse the miry feet, and o'er the shoe155
With nimble skill the glossy black renew.
Each power contributes to relieve the poor:—
With the strong bristles of the mighty boar
Diana forms his brush; the god of day
A tripod gives, amid the crowded way160
To raise the dirty foot, and ease his toil;
Kind Neptune fills his vase with fetil oil
Prest from th' enormous whale; the god of fire,
From whose dominions smoky clouds aspire,
Among these generous presents joins his part,165
And aids with soot the new japanning art.
Pleas'd she receives the gifts; she downward glides,
Lights in Fleet-ditch, and shoots beneath the tides.
Now dawns the morn; the sturdy lad awakes,
Teaps from his stall, his tangled hair he shakes;
Then, leaning o'er the rails, he musing stood,171
And view'd below the black canal of mud,
Where common-sew'rs a lulling murmur keep,
Whose torrents rush from Holborn's fatal steep:
Pensive through idleness, tears flow'd apace,175
Which eas'd his loaded heart, and—wash'd his face;
At length he sighing cried, "That boy was blest
Whose infant lips have drain'd a mother's breast;
But happier far are those (if such be known)
Whom both a father and a mother own:180
But I, alas! hard Fortune's utmost scorn,
Who ne'er knew parent, was an orphan born!
Some boys are rich by birth beyond all wants,
Belov'd by uncles, and kind good old aunts;
When time comes round, a Christmas box they bear,
And one day makes them rich for all the year.
Had I the precepts of a father learn'd,187
Perhaps I then the coachman's fare had earn'd;
For lesser boys can drive: I thirsty stand,
And see the double flagon charge their hand;190
See them puff off the froth, and gulp amain,
While, with dry tongue, I lick my lips in vain."
While thus he fervent prays, the heaving tide
In widen'd circles beats on either side;
The goddess rose amid the inmost round:195
With wither'd turnep tops her temples crown'd;
Low reach'd her dripping tresses, lank, and black
As the smooth jet, or glossy raven's back;
Around her waist a circling eel was twin'd,199
which bound her robe that hung in rags behind:
Now, beck'ning to the boy, she thus begun:—
"Thy pray'rs are granted; weep no more, my son:
Go, thrive! At some frequented corner stand:
This brush I give thee, grasp it in thy hand;
Temper the soot within this vase of oil,205
And let the little tripod aid thy toil:
On this methinks I see the walking crew,
At thy request, support the miry shoe;
The foot grows black that was with dirt imbrown'd,
And in thy pocket jingling halfpence sound."210
The goddess plunges swift beneath the flood,
And dashes all around her show'rs of mud. . . . .
The youth strait chose his post: the labour plied
Where branching streets from Charing-cross divide;
His treble voice resounds along the Meuse,215
And Whitehall echoes—"Clean your honour's shoes?"
Like the sweet ballad, this amusing lay
Too long detains the walker on his way;
While he attends, new dangers round him throng:
The busy city asks instructive song.—220
Where, elevated o'er the gaping crowd,
Clasp'd in the board, the perjur'd head is bow'd,
Betimes retreat: here, thick as hailstones pour,
Turneps and half-hatch'd eggs (a mingled show'r)
Among the rabble rain; some random throw225
May, with the trickling yolk, thy cheek o'erflow.
Though expedition bids, yet never stray
Where no rang'd posts defend the rugged way:
Here laden carts with thund'ring waggons meet,
Wheels clash with wheels, and bar the narrow street;
The lashing whip resounds, the horses strain,231
And blood in anguish bursts the swelling vein. . . . .
O barb'rous men! your cruel breasts assuage;
Why vent ye on the gen'rous steed your rage?
Does not his service earn your daily bread?—235
Your wives, your children, by his labours fed!
If, as the Samian taught, the soul revives,
And, shifting seats, in other bodies lives,
Severe shall be the brutal coachman's change,239
Doom'd in a hackney horse the town to range;
Carmen, transform'd, the groaning load shall draw,
Whom other tyrants with the lash shall awe.
Who would of Watling-street the dangers share,
When the broad pavement of Cheapside is near?
Or who that rugged street would traverse o'er,245
That stretches, O Fleet-ditch! from thy black shore
To the Tow'r's moated walls? Here steams ascend
That, in mix'd fumes, the wrinkled nose offend.
Where chandlers' caldrons boil; where fishy prey
Hide the wet stall, long absent from the sea;250
And where the cleaver chops the heifer's spoil;
And where huge hogsheads sweat with trainy oil;
Thy breathing nostril hold: but how shall I
Pass where, in piles, Cornavion cheeses lie?—
Cheese, that the table's closing rite denies,255
And bids me with th' unwilling chaplain rise.
Oh, bear me to the paths of fair Pall-Mall!—
Safe are thy pavements, grateful is thy smell!
At distance rolls along the gilded coach,
Nor sturdy carmen on thy walks encroach:260
No lets would bar thy ways, were chairs denied—
The soft supports of laziness and pride!
Shops breathe perfumes; thro' sashes ribands glow—
The mutual arms of ladies and the beau.
Yet still, ev'n here, when rains the passage hide,
Oft the loose stone spirts up a muddy tide266
Beneath thy careless foot: and from on high,
Where masons mount the ladder, fragments fly;
Mortar and crumbled lime in show'rs descend:
And o'er thy head destructive tiles impend.270
But sometimes let me leave the noisy roads,
And silent wander in the close abodes,
Where wheels ne'er shake the ground; there pensive stray,
In studious thought, the long uncrowded way.
Here I remark each walker's diff'rent face,275
And in their look their various bus'ness trace.—
The broker here his spacious beaver wears;
Upon his brow sit jealousies and cares:
Bent on some mortgage, (to avoid reproach)279
He seeks by-streets, and saves th' expensive coach.
Soft, at low doors, old letchers tap their cane,
For fair recluse, who travels Drury-lane:
Here roams uncomb'd the lavish rake, to shun
His Fleet-street draper's everlasting dun.
Careful observers, studious of the town,285
Shun the misfortunes that disgrace the clown:
Untempted, they contemn the juggler's feats,
Pass by the Meuse, nor try the thimble's cheats.
When drays bound high, they never cross behind,
Where bubbling yeast is blown by gusts of wind:
And when up Ludgate-hill huge carts move slow,
Far from the straining steeds securely go,292
Whose dashing hoofs behind them fling the mire,
And mark with muddy blots the gazing 'squire.—
The Parthian thus his jav'lin backward throws,
And, as he flies, infests pursuing foes.296
The thoughtless wits shall frequent forfeits pay,
Who 'gainst the sentry's box discharge their tea.
Do thou some court or secret corner seek,299
Nor flush with shame the passing virgin's cheek. . . . .
Yet let me not descend to trivial song,
Nor vulgar circumstance my verse prolong—
Why should I teach the maid, when torrents pour,
Her head to shelter from the sudden show'r?
Nature will best her ready hand inform,305
With her spread petticoat to fence the storm.
Does not each walker know the warning sign,
When wisps of straw depend upon the twine
Cross the close street, that then the pav'or's art
Renews the ways, denied to coach and cart?310
Who knows not that the coachman, lashing by,
Oft with his flourish cuts the heedless eye?
And when he takes his stand, to wait a fare,
His horses' foreheads shun the winter's air
Nor will I roam when summer's sultry rays315
Parch the dry ground, and spread with dust the ways:
With whirling gusts the rapid atoms rise,
Smoke o'er the pavement, and involve the skies.
Winter my theme confines, whose nitry wind
Shall crust the slabby mire, and kennels bind:
She bids the snow descend in flaky sheets,321
And in her hoary mantle clothe the streets.
Let not the virgin tread these slipp'ry roads;
The gath'ring fleece the hollow patten loads:
But if thy footsteps slide with clotted frost,325
Strike off the breaking balls against the post.
On silent wheel the passing coaches roll:
Oft look behind, and ward the threatning pole.
In harden'd orbs the school-boy moulds the snow,
To mark the coachman with a dext'rous throw.330
Why do ye, boys! the kennel's surface spread,
To tempt with faithless pass the matron's tread
How can ye laugh to see the damsel spurn,
Sink in the frauds, and her green stocking mourn?
At White's the harness chairman idly stands,335
And swings around his waist his tingling hands.
The sempstress speeds to 'Change with red-tipt nose;
The Belgian stove beneath her footstool glows:
In half-whipt muslin needles useless lie,
And shuttlecocks across the counter fly.—340
These sports warm harmless; why then will ye prove,
Deluded maids! the dang'rous flame of love?
Where Covent Garden's famous temple stands,
That boasts the work of Jones' immortal hands,
Columns with plain magnificence appear, 345
And grateful porches lead along the square;
Here oft my course I bend: when, lo! from far,
I spy the furies of the foot-ball'd war:
The 'prentice quits his shop to join the crew;
Increasing crowds the flying game pursue.350
Thus, as you roll the ball o'er snowy ground,
The gath'ring globe augments with every round. . . . .
But whither shall I run? The throng draws nigh!
The ball now skims the street, now soars on high;
The dext'rous glazier strong returns the bound,355
And jingling sashes on the penthouse sound.
O roving muse! recall that wond'rous year,
When hoary Thames, with frosted oziers crown'd,
When Winter reign'd in bleak Britannia's air:
Was three long moons in icy fetters bound.360
The waterman, forlorn along the shore,
Pensive reclines upon his useless oar,
Sees harness'd steeds desert the stony town,
And wander roads unstable, not their own;364
Wheels o'er the harden'd waters smoothly glide,
And rase with whiten'd tracks the slipp'ry tide.
Here the fat cook piles high the blazing fire,
And scarce the spit can turn the steer entire.
Booths sudden hide the Thames, long streets appear,
And num'rous games proclaim the crowded fair.
So when a general bids the martial train371
Spread their encampment o'er the spacious plain,
Thick rising tents a canvas city build,
And the loud dice resound through all the field.
'T was here the matron found a doleful fate:
Let lay elegiac the woe relate376
Soft as the breath of distant flutes, at hours
When silent ev'ning closes up the flowers;
Lulling as falling water's hollow noise;
Indulging grief, like Philomela's voice—380
Doll ev'ry day had walk'd these treach'rous roads:
Her neck grew warpt beneath autumnal loads,
Of various fruit; she now a basket bore:
That head, alas shall basket bear no more.384
Each booth she frequent past, in quest of gain,
And boys with pleasure heard her shrilling strain.
Ah, Doll! all mortals must resign their breath,
And industry itself submit to death. . . . .
The cracking crystal yields:—she sinks!-—she dies.—
Her head, chopt off, from her lost shoulders flies.
'Pippins!' she cried; but death her voice confounds,
And 'Pip-Pip-Pip-' along the ice resounds.392
So, when the Thracian furies Orpheus tore,
And left his bleeding trunk deform'd with gore,
His sever'd head floats down the silver tide,395
His yet warm tongue for his lost consort cried:
'Eurydice!' with quiv'ring voice he mourn'd;
And Hebe's banks 'Eurydice' return'd.
But now the western gale the flood unbinds,
And black'ning clouds move on with warmer winds;
The wooden town its frail foundation leaves,401
And Thames' full urn rolls down his plenteous waves:
From ev'ry penthouse streams the fleeting snow,
And with dissolving frost the pavements flow.
Experienc'd men, inur'd to city ways,405
Need not the calendar to count their days.—
When through the town, with slow and solemn air,
Led by the nostril, walks the muzzled bear;
Behind him moves, majestically dull,
The pride of Hockley-hole, the surly bull;410
Learn hence the periods of the week to name:
Mondays and Thursdays are the days of game.
When fishy stalls with double store are laid,
The golden-bellied carp, the broad-finn'd maid,
Red-speckled trouts, the salmon's silver jowl,415
The jointed lobster, and unscaly sole;
And luscious 'scallops, to allure the tastes
Of rigid zealots to delicious fasts;
Wednesdays and Fridays you'll observe from hence,
Days when our sires were doom'd to abstinence.
When dirty waters from balconies drop,421
And dextrous damsels twirl the sprinkling mop,
|And cleanse the spatter'd sash, and scrub the stairs,
Know Saturday's conclusive morn appears.
Successive cries the season's change declare,425
And mark the monthly progress of the year.—
Hark! how the streets with treble voices ring,
To sell the bounteous product of the spring!
Sweet-smelling flow'rs, and elder's early bud,429
With nettle's tender shoots, to cleanse the blood.
And when June's thunder cools the sultry skies,
Ev'n Sundays are profan'd by mack'rel cries.
Walnuts the fruit'rer's hand, in autumn, stain;
Blue plums and juicy pears augment his gain:
Next oranges the longing boys entice,435
To trust their copper fortunes to the dice.
When rosemary and bays, the poet's crown,
Are bawl'd in frequent cries through all the town,
Then judge the festival of Christmas near—
Christmas! the joyous period of the year.440
Now with bright holly all your temples strow,
With laurel green, and sacred misletoe.
Now, heav'n-born Charity! thy blessings shed—
Bid meagre Want uprear her sickly head;
Bid shiv'ring limbs be warm; let Plenty's bowl,445
In humble roofs, make glad the needy soul. . . .
See! see the heaven-born maid her blessings shed!—
Lo! meagre Want uprears her sickly head;
Cloth'd are the naked, and the needy glad,
While selfish Avarice alone is sad.450
Proud coaches pass, regardless of the moan
Of infant orphans, and the widow's groan;
While Charity still moves the walker's mind—
His liberal purse relieves the lame and blind.
Judiciously thy halfpence are bestow'd455
Where the laborious beggar sweeps the road.
Whate'er you give, give ever at demand,
Nor let old age long stretch his palsied hand.
Those who give late, are importun'd each day;
And still are teas'd, because they still delay.460
If e'er the miser durst his farthings spare,
He thinly spreads them through the public square,
Where, all beside the rail, rang'd beggars lie,
And from each other catch the doleful cry:
With Heav'n, for two-pence, cheaply wipes his score,
Lifts up his eyes, and hastes to beggar more.466
Where the brass-knocker, wrapp'd in flannel band,
Forbids the thunder of the footman's hand,
Th' upholder. rueful harbinger of death,
Waits with impatience for the dying breath:470
As vultures o'er a camp, with hov'ring flight,
Snuff up the future carnage of the fight.
Here canst thou pass unmindful of a pray'r,
That Heav'n, in mercy, may thy brother spare?. . . . .
Come, F***! sincere, experienc'd friend!475
Thy briefs, thy deeds, and ev'n thy fees, suspend;
Come, let us leave the Temple's silent walls,
Me bus'ness to my distant lodging calls:
Through the long Strand together let us stray;
With thee conversing, I forget the way.480
Behold that narrow street which steep descends,
Whose building to the slimy shore extends—
Here Arundel's fam'd structure rear'd its frame;
The street alone retains an empty name.484
Where Titian's glowing paint the canvas warm'd,
And Raphael's fair design with judgment charm'd,
Now hangs the bellman's song; and pasted here
The colour'd prints of Overton appear.
Where statues breath'd, the works of Phidias' hands,
A wooden pump or lonely watchhouse stands.490
There Essex' stately pile adorn'd the shore;
There Cecil's; Bedford's; Villiers', now no more. . . .
Yet Burlington's fair palace still remains:
Beauty within; without, proportion reigns:
Beneath his eye declining Art revives,495
The wall with animated picture lives.
There Handel strikes the strings; the melting strain
Transports the soul, and thrills through ev'ry vein:
There oft I enter (but with cleaner shoes),
For Burlington's belov'd by ev'ry muse.500
O ye associate walkers! O my friends!
Upon your state what happiness attends!
What though no coach to frequent visit rolls,
Nor for your shilling chairmen sling their poles;
Yet still your nerves rheumatic pains defy,505
Nor lazy jaundice dulls your saffron eye:
No wasting cough discharges sounds of death,
Nor wheezing asthma heaves in vain for breath;
Nor from your restless couch is heard the groan
Of burning gout or sedentary stone.510
Let others in the jolting coach confide,
Or in the leaky boat the Thames divide;
Or, box'd within the chair, contemn the street,
And trust their safety to another's feet:
Still let me walk:—for oft the sudden gale515
Ruffles the tide, and shifts the dang'rous sail;
Then shall the passenger, too late, deplore
The whelming billow, and the faithless oar:
The drunken chairman in the kennel spurns,
The glasses shatter, and his charge o'erturns.520
Who can recount the coach's various harms—
The legs disjointed, and the broken arms!
I've seen a beau, in some ill-fated hour,
When o'er the stones choak'd kennels swell the show'r,
In gilded chariot loll; he with disdain525
Views spatter'd passengers all drench'd in rain.
With mud fill'd high, the rumbling cart draws near—
Now rule thy prancing steeds, lac'd charioteer!—
The dustman lashes on with spiteful rage,529
His pond'rous spokes thy painted wheel engage;
Crush'd is thy pride: down falls the shrieking beau,
The slabby pavement crystal fragments strow;
Black floods of mire th' embroider'd coat disgrace,
And mud enwraps the honours of his face. . . . .
So when dread Jove the son of Phoebus hurl'd,535
Scar'd with dark thunder, to the nether world,
The headstrong coursers tore the silver reins,
And the sun's beamy ruin gilds the plains.
If the pale walker pant with weak'ning ills,539
His sickly hand is stor'd with friendly bills;
From hence he learns the seventh-born doctor's fame;
From hence he learns the cheapest tailor's name.
Shall the large mutton smoke upon your boards?
Such Newgate's copious market best affords.544
Wouldst thou with mighty beef augment thy meal?
Seek Leadenhall: St. James's, sends thee veal.
Thames-street gives cheeses; Covent-garden fruits;
Moorfields old books; and Monmouth-streetold suits.
Hence mayst thou well supply the wants of life,
Support thy family, and clothe thy wife.550
Volumes on shelter'd stalls expanded lie,
And various science lures the learned eye:
The bending shelves with pond’rous scholiasts groan,
And deep divines to modern shops unknown.
Here, like the bee, that on industrious wing555
Collects the various odours of the spring,
Walkers, at leisure, Learning's flow’rs may spoil,
Nor watch the wasting of the midnight oil;
May morals snatch from Plutarch's tatter'd page,
A mildew'd Bacon, or Stagyra's sage:560
Here saunt’ring 'prentices o'er Otway weep,
O'er Congreve smile, or over D** sleep;
Pleas'd sempstresses the Lock's fam'd Rape unfold,
And Squirts read Garth till apozens grow cold.
O Lintot! let my labours obvious lie,565
Rang'd on thy stall, for ev'ry curious eye;
So shall the poor these precepts gratis know,
And to my verse their future safeties owe.
What walker shall his mean ambition fix
On the false lustre of a coach and six?570
Let the vain virgin, lur'd by glaring show,
Sigh for the liv'ries of th' embroider'd beau.
See yon bright chariot on its harness swing,
With Flanders mares, and on an arched spring;
That wretch, to gain an equipage and place,575
Betray'd his sister to a lewd embrace.
This coach, that with the blazon'd 'scutcheon glows,
Vain of his unknown race, the coxcomb shows.
Here the brib'd lawyer, sunk in velvet, sleeps;
The starving orphan, as he passes, weeps:580
There flames a fool, begirt by tinsel'd slaves,
Who wastes the wealth of a whole race of knaves.
That other, with a clustering train behind,
Owes his new honours to a sordid mind.
This next, in court-fidelity excels,585
The public rifles, and his country sells. . . .
May the proud chariot never be my fate,
If purchas'd at so mean, so dear a rate!
Or rather give me sweet content on foot,
Wrapt in my virtue and a good surtout!590