User: M-le-mot-dit
File: Coming!! Snafu.webm
Author: Chuck Jones
Publisher: US Army
Year: 1943
PD: PD-USGov
Note: An American 1943 instruction film, designed to inform service personnel and improve troop morale. First episode and pilot for the series.
Cat: Cartoons, Sound film
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{{Center|{{Xxx-larger|COMING!!}}}}
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0:07
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{{Xx-larger block|S<br />{{Em}}N<br />{{Em|2}}A<br />{{Em|3}}F<br />{{Em|4}}U}}
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0:12
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SNAFU—Situation Normal All—
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0:13
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{{Xx-larger block|{{sc|Situation}}<br />{{Em}}{{sc|Normal}}<br />{{Em|2}}{{sc|All}}<br />{{Em|3}}F<br />{{Em|4}}U}}
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0:17
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—All Fouled Up!
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0:17
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{{Xx-larger block|{{sc|Situation}}<br />{{Em}}{{sc|Normal}}<br />{{Em|2}}{{sc|All}}<br />{{Em|3}}{{sc|Fouled}}<br />{{Em|4}}{{sc|Up}}}}
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0:22
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{{Right|{{Xx-larger|'''PIER'''}}}}
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0:26
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This—is SNAFU.
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0:28
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{{Center|HE'S THE<br />
{{Xx-larger|{{Cursive|'''GOOFIEST'''}}}}<br />
SOLDIER<br />
{{Smaller|IN THE}}<br />
U. S. ARMY}}
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0:37
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SNAFU is a soldier. He's a patriotic conscientious guy; he thinks the Army's swell. Hu—that is with a few minor changes.
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0:49
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You find SNAFU in all branches of the service—
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0:52
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{{Center|{{Cursive|INFANTRY}}}}
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0:53
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—such as the Infantry.
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0:55
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In the matter of rolling a pack, SNAFU has improved somewhat on the regulation army method—
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1:02
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—resulting in a more—compact kit.
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1:15
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{{Center|{{X-larger block|{{Cursive block|{{Italic block|You'll find<br />
{{X-larger|"SNAFU"}}<br />
in the…}}}}}}}}
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1:18
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{{Center|{{Larger|ARTILLERY}}}}
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1:20
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{{Center|{{Larger|TANK CORPS}}}}
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1:22
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{{Center|{{Larger|PARA-TROOPS}}}}
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1:25
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{{Center|AND ALSO IN THE<br />
{{X-larger|AIR CORPS}}}}
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1:32
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SNAFU is a deep thinker.
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1:34
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{{fqm}}There's a burlesque theater where the boys like to go<br />
To see Queenie, the cutie of the burlesque show.<br />
[''scat'']<br />
… the band plays the polka while she strips."<br />
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{{fqm}}'Take it off! Take it off!'<br />
Rose the cry from the rear;<br />
'Down in front! Down in front!'<br />
Soon it's all you can hear;<br />
But she's always a lady, even in pantomime,<br />
And she stops—"
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1:59
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{{Box|{{Fine|'''RESTRICTED'''}}}}
{{Dhr}}
{{Box|{{Fine|'''RESTRICTED'''}}}}
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2:00
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"—and always just in time."
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2:06
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{{fqm}}'Take it off! Take it off!'<br />
Rose the cry from the rear;<br />
'Down in front! Down in front!'<br />
Soon it's all you can hear;<br />
But she's always a lady, even in pantomime,<br />
And she stops… and always just in time."
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2:23
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{{Center|{{Xxx-larger|MP}}}}
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2:24
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"Listen you guys! Don't give me none of that stuff! I'm not dummy! I know my rights as a soldier!"
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2:30
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"I want a lawyer! {{Larger|{{sc|Get me a lawyer}}!}}"
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2:37
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{{Center|{{Cursive block|{{Italic block|{{X-larger|Watch For SNAFU}}<br />
in …}}}}}}
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2:40
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{{Center|{{Xxx-larger|"GRIPES"}}}}
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2:42
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{{Center|{{Xxx-larger|"SPIES"}}}}
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2:45
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{{Block center|{{Xxx-larger|"THE<br />GOLDBRICK"}}}}
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2:48
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{{Block center|{{Xxx-larger|"BOOBY<br />{{em}}TRAPS"}}}}
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2:51
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{{Center|THE<br />END}}
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2:53
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This—is SNAFU!
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