User: M-le-mot-dit
File: Fighting Tools.ogv
Author: Robert Emerson Clampett
Publisher: US Army/UPA
Year: 1943
PD: PD-USGov
Note: An American 1943 instruction film, designed to inform service personnel and improve troop morale. {{w|Private Snafu}} suffers the consequences of not keeping his equipment and weapons properly maintained.
Cat: Cartoons, Sound film
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00:01
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{{Center|{{Xxx-larger|'''PRIVATE'''<br />'''SNAFU'''}}}}
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00:09
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{{Center|{{Xxxx-larger|'''FIGHTING'''<br />'''TOOLS'''}}}}
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00:12
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{{Center|THE DAILY SENTINEL
{{Rule}}{{Rule}}
{{X-larger block|BATTLE REPORTS PROVE U.S.<br />SOLDIER BEST ARMED IN WORLD}}}}
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00:18
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{{Center|{{Larger|U.S. RIFLE PROVEN DEADLY}}
{{Rule}}
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{{Rule}}
OUR FIGHTING TOOLS UNBEATABLE<br />IS GIVEN THE PROPER CARE}}
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00:36
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{{Block center|{{fqm|♪ }}O-o-o-o-oh—<br />
I'll be the war's greatest hero,<br />
With these guns I have nothing to fear-o!<br />
My guns are the best,<br />
They can meet any test,<br />
Oh, I'll be the war's greatest hero! ♪}}
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00:49
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{{Block center|{{fqm|♪ }}O-o-o-o-oh—<br />
I'm the world's best damn fightin' machine-o,<br />
Them Nazis will learn what I mean-o!<br />
My wonderful guns<br />
Will murder them bums,<br />
And I'll bury them in the latrine-o! ♪}}
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01:05
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{{Block center|♪ [''scat''] ♪}}
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01:22
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{{Center|Stick 'm up or I'll blow your brains out!}}
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01:29:
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{{Center|Ach! Vhat a rrifle! Kamerad!}}
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01:35
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{{Block center|{{fqm|♪ }}Hmmm—<br />
That rrifle looks just a bit gooey,<br />
If you think I am scared you're plumb screwy.<br />
Go on, fire away buck,<br />
Your damn gun's full of muck,<br />
Where nothing comes out but just hooey! ♪}}
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02:07
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{{Block center|{{fqm|♪ }}O-o-o-o-oh—<br />
Ach! vhat a gun, I'm defeated.<br />
Such a gun just can't be beated! ♪}}
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02:37
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{{Center|Tsk tsk tsk—}}
{{Block center|{{fqm|♪ }}That gun vas neglected,<br />
No vater connected,<br />
No vonder it got overheated! ♪}}
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02:44
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{{Center|Now, in the German Army, mein lieber Herr, our veapons vork fine, 'cause ve give them grreat care.}}
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02:53
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{{Center|Yeep—}}
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03:07
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{{Block center|{{fqm|♪ }}O-o-o-o-oh—<br />
Ach! Now I'm sunk, I am tanking— ♪}}
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03:12
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{{Block center|{{fqm|♪ }}Oh, you're perfectly safe, I am thinking,<br />
It's musty and dusty,<br />
And mighty damn rusty.<br />
Conditions inside are just stinking! ♪}}
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03:24
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{{Center|Really they are.}}
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03:39
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{{Center|What a dumb cop! What a clown!}}
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03:42
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{{Center|Just the kind of boob who lets his battery run down!}}
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03:57
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{{Block center|width=17em|{{fqm|♪ }}So-o-o-o-oh— ♪}}
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03:58
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{{Center|{{Blackletter|{{X-larger|Prison Kamp}}}}}}
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03:59
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{{Block center|{{fqm|♪ }}Like all careless gents,<br />
He vinds up behind fence!<br />
Snafu is the war's greatest{{Bar|2}}zero! ♪}}
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