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File: Home Front.ogv

Author: Francis Fredrick von Taschlein

Publisher: US Army/UPA

Year: 1943

PD: PD-USGov

Note: An American 1943 instruction film, designed to inform service personnel and improve troop morale. {{w|Private Snafu}} imagines the good times his family is having back home while he's freezing in the barracks. Technical Fairy First Class shows how his family is helping with the war effort, even the cat and the horse, named in reference to ''The Lone Ranger''.

Cat: Cartoons, Sound film

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00:01

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{{Center|{{Xxx-larger block|'''PRIVATE'''<br />'''SNAFU'''}}}}
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00:07

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{{Center|{{Xxxx-larger block|'''THE'''<br />'''HOME FRONT'''}}}}
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00:11

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''Cold! It's so cold it would freeze the nuts off a Jeep!''
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00:20

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{{Italic block|{{fqm|&nbsp;}}(…)<br />
There's no place like home,<br />
There's no place like home.<br />
Be it ever so humble,<br />
There's no place like{{Bar|3}}home.&nbsp;}}
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00:50

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Home! They got it soft back there. They don't even know there's a war going on!
<p>''Back in my hometown, take my ol' man; He's probably down at Kellys.''</p>
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01:02

{{ft/i|
{{Center|{{Xxxx-larger|'''''KELLYS'''''}}<br />{{X-larger|''POOL HALL''}}}}
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01:16

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''And Ma, I know what she's doing every afternoon—all afternoon.''
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01:20

{{ft/d|
(''chat'')
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01:31

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''And Grandpa. He never did a day's work in his life!''
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01:54

{{ft/i|1=
{{{!}} cellspacing=10 {{ts|ma|ac|lh100|sm|ffn}}
{{!}}HOLLYWOOD<br />THEATRE
{{!}}colspan=3{{!}}
{{!}}colspan=2 {{ts|sm}}{{!}}{{Smaller|NOW PLAYING}}<br />DURTIS KERKINS<br />{{Smaller|&}}<br />PENCE RABATELLO<br />"'''LOVERS'''"
{{!}}-
{{!}}NOW PLAYING
{{!}}{{ts|lg}}{{!}}R<br />I<br />A<br />L<br />T<br />O
{{!}}{{ts|sm}}{{!}}TIMES<br />SQUARE
{{!}}EL<br />MORON
{{!}}GRILL St
{{!}}P<br />L<br />A<br />Z<br />A
{{!}}}
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01:54

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''And my gal! My gal Sally Lou! She's probably out with another guy at this identical moment!''
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02:00

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Ah—my darling—what big eyes you have!
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02:10

{{ft/d|
Geez! Elephant playing while I freeze up here. I wish I can see him! I'd tell him a thing or two!
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02:20

{{ft/d|
Technical fairy, first class, at your service!
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02:26

{{ft/d|
Okay Snafu, maybe you've got something there. Raised monkeys but it's cold! Now let's take a look at the lazy wheezy home folks.
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02:35

{{ft/i|
{{Center|{{Fine|TELEVISOR}}}}
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02:36

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''Suppose we look at your ol' man first.''
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02:59

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''And the bridge game; let's see how your Ma is making out.''
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03:08

{{ft/i|
{{Center|{{Fine|SEEDS}}}}
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03:11

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Hi-yo silver! ''Bandooler!''
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03:15

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Comin' mother!
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03:29

{{ft/d|
This stuff sure makes things grow, don't it?
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03:34

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''And that Grandpa yours.''
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03:36

{{ft/d|
And they thought I was too old for this job!
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03:43

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B-b-b-b-bother-r-r-r-r don't bother me m-m-m-m-mate!
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03:57

{{ft/d|
Shut 'em up; pity for our ears! <!--  to be confirmed -->
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04:00

{{ft/d|
''Sally Lou has joined the {{Abbr|WAC|Women's Army Corps}}s.''
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04:01

{{ft/i|
{{Center|{{Xxxx-larger|EVERY WAC}}<br />{{X-larger|RELEASES A SOLDIER}}}}
{{Block center|FOR<br />
{{Xxx-larger|THE FRONT}}}}
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04:04

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{{fqm|&nbsp;}}We're working like hell in the old hometown.&nbsp;}}

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04:07

{{ft/d|
{{fqm|&nbsp;}}You're working in the old hometown.&nbsp;}}

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04:10

{{ft/d|
{{fqm|&nbsp;}}Working in the old home—&nbsp;}}

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04:13

{{ft/d|
{{fqm|&nbsp;}}—town!&nbsp;}}

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04:19

{{ft/d|
Gosh! I didn't know you cared! Woowoo—
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04:24

{{ft/s|
{{Center|{{Xxx-larger block|'''PRIVATE'''<br />'''SNAFU'''}}}}
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