User: M-le-mot-dit
File: Private Snafu-Three Brothers.ogv
Author: Isadore Freleng
Publisher: US Army/UPA
Year: 1944
PD: PD-USGov
Note: An American 1943 instruction film, designed to inform service personnel and improve troop morale. {{w|Private Snafu}} is performing the tedious task of sorting boots, and is envying his two brothers' jobs, Tarfu—a pigeon keeper—and Fubar—a dog trainer. Bugs Bunny makes an appearance in this cartoon.
Cat: Cartoons, Sound film
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{{Center|{{Xxx-larger block|'''PRIVATE'''<br />'''SNAFU'''}}}}
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00:07
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{{Center|{{Xxxx-larger block|'''THREE'''<br />'''BROTHERS'''}}}}
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00:09
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{{Center|Q.M. DEPOT<br />SHOE DIV.}}
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00:09
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''Nine and a half—Benny. Nine and a half—Charlie. Nine and a half—Benny. Nine and a half—Benny. Nine and a half—Charlie.''
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00:21
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Nine and a half—Charlie. Nine and a half—Charlie. Nine and a half—Benny. Nine and a half—Charlie. Nine and a half{{Bar|2}}David!
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00:38
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Nine and a half—Ben. Nine and a half—Charlie. Nine and a half—Charlie.
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00:55
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Nine and a half—Benny. Nine and a half—Charlie. Benny—Charlie—Charlie—Benny—aah—Benny—{{sc|shoes}}—SHOES—{{Larger|SHOES!}}
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01:11
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What's the matter, pal? You seem perturbed.
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01:15
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Me, I got a morale problem.
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01:18
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Do tell!
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01:20
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Now take me brother {{Abbr|Tarfu|Totally and Royally Fucked Up}}. That's a guy that's got a swell spot! He's doing things—message setup—codes—secret stuff! Gee, what a lucky guy…
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01:34
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Yeah! Well let's have a look.
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01:36
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{{Cursive|{{Fine|Tarfu}}}}
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01:55
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{{Center|USA<br />M-26}}
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02:06
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{{Center|{{Smaller block|{{Cursive block|Sincerely<br />Walter Pigeon}}}}}}
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02:08
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'''ALERT'''
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03:01
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What a life! Noise me to a flock of feather dusters!
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03:07
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Oh, brother {{Abbr|Fubar|Fucked up beyond all repair}}! What a break you got!
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03:07
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{{Center|{{Fine block|{{Cursive block|Best Wishes<br />Fubar}}}}}}
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03:15
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''You remember! The enemy is tough and vicious!''
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03:18
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You gotta be twice as tough and vicious! Now get it there, and tear'em to bits!
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03:21
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{{Center|{{Xx-larger|'''K-9'''}}<br />{{Smaller|TRAINING CENTER}}}}
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03:48
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{{Center|{{Xx-larger|'''QUIET'''}}<br />{{Smaller block|HOSPITAL<br />ZONE}}}}
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03:51
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{{Center|RESUME<br />CHASE}}
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04:12
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Oh, brother Snafu! What I wouldn't give for your job!
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04:21
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Nine and a half—Benny. Nine and a half—Charlie. Nine and a half—Charlie. And Nine and a half for Benny. And Nine and a half for Charlie. And Nine and a half for Benny. Hey you know, this is an important job I'm doing!
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04:32
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That's my boy who said that!
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