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Author: Richard Wallace, F. Richard Jones, Stan Laurel

Publisher: Pathé Exchange

Year: 1926

PD: PD/US|1965

Note: Raggedy Rose is a 1926 film American silent comedy film starring Mabel Normand. The film was co-written by Stan Laurel, and directed by Richard Wallace. It is notable in that it is the last feature film to star Mabel Normand.

Cat: Comedy film


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RAGGEDY ROSE


00:01

Directed by
RICHARD WALLACE
In collaboration with STAN LAUREL
Photographed by
FLOYD JACKMAN and JACK ROACH
Edited by
RICHARD CURRIER


00:09

Supervising Director
F. RICHARD JONES
Titles by
H. M. WALKER


00:18

Smart society was broadcasting the question—What girl will "land" the wealthy Ted Tudor?—And many anxious mothers were troubled with statk


00:41

Simpson Sniffle——
Forty years a faithful servant—Forty years a crape-hanger——

. . . James Finlayson


00:56

Ted Tudor had successfully fought off matrimony for ten years——Napoleon received medals for less——

. . . Carl Miller


01:06

"—Stop quarreling with yourself——and bring my pajamas——"


01:22

—A scheming young lady who plots to lead Ted Tudor to the altar—

. . . Anita Garvin


01:33

—And her mother—who favors getting a rope and dragging him there——

. . . Laura La Varnie


01:43

"—Go ahead—call him—He won't appreciate you unless you're a lot of bother——"


02:02

"——Hello, darling——"


02:10

"—Darling isn't here—"


02:31

"—Good night, dear—I'll be thinking of you——"


02:47

"—I heard her say that if she married you she was going to put me in the Old Ladies Home—"


03:55

"—I was afraid you wouldn't be able to sleep, Sir—The cats are at it again——"


04:03

"——You idiot!—I was asleep—Go chase the cats away——"


04:15

"—They might be wild cats—I remember when I was a little boy, Sir—"


04:36

Raggedy Rose——
Everything in her life had been second-hand—Even the sunshine—

. . . MABEL NORMAND


04:54

Moe Ginsberg——
Boss junk collector—He'd take Brooklyn Bridge if somebody would offer to carry the other end—

. . . Max Davidson


05:35

"—Me-o-ow!—Me-o-ow!—"


05:41

"——Me-oy-oy!—Me-oy-oy!——"


05:51

JUNK


06:49

"——Me-oy-oy!—Me-oy-oy!——"


08:33

"—You certainly spoiled a beautiful dream—I thought I was in the arms of a Prince——"


09:01

"—Is it a cop?—"


10:03

"—Run!—The cops will coop us for this!—"


10:14

Poverty Row——

Where Moe Ginsberg squeezes every nickel so hard the buffaloes look like giraffes——


10:23

JUNK


10:34

"—I want $6 percent on my $2—It's confound interest——"


11:58

"—שיוו כח—"


12:32

"—A dime!—"


14:17

"—Hey there!—"


15:15

"—Loonch!—"


15:48

"——Who stole my lunch?——"


17:04

"—Hello, everybody—"


17:10

"——Well—Iss it you have come back to work?——"


17:18

"—What!—Me work in this joint?—I've got money!——"


17:37

"—A lot of things have happened to me since I saw you last——"


17:48

"—I always knew they would——"


17:57

"——I got hit by an automobile—And they paid me a thousand dollars damages——"


18:24

"—And they took me to a swell hospital—And fed me all I could eat——"


18:39

"——An' you got all you wanted to eat—as often as you wanted it?——"


18:49

"—Sure—They had a special nurse to see that I didn't stop eating—"


19:08

The Tudor town house stood overlooking the bluff—And there was a lot of it to overlook——


19:44

Mommy Dear

Why in H— did you suggest a horseback ride before breakfast when you know I had just been medicated?

Janice


20:11

"—Get the arnica—"


20:26

"—Did he ask you to marry him?——"


20:31

"—No!—How could he?—Every time he got within proposing distance I fell off the horse——"


20:49

"—What more could you want?—Springtime—Blushing roses—And you—like a young Diana on a horse's—"


20:56

"—Neck—When I wasn't on the ground——"


21:24

"—Isn't that sweet?—"


21:35

"—What'll I do with the arnica, Mam—Will you drink it here?——"


21:47

"—Sometimes I wonder if I'm crazy—Sometimes it looks like a cinch—"


22:04

"—Look what Filbert gave Anastasia——"


22:30

"—If I should give you one—Would it make you happy—very happy?—"


22:47

"—I'm just as good as in the Old Ladies Home——"


22:58

This was one of the days when Raggedy Rose didn't work twelve hours——She worked fourteen——


23:15

"—I just finished sortin' out the biggest pile of old clothes in the whole world——"


23:28

"—You're a good little girl——"


23:35

"—Close your eyes—I've got a surprise for you——"


23:54

"—Now sort that one!—"


24:31

—Dreamy lights—Soft music—Swishing silks—and—Him——


26:13

"——You're fired!—Get out!——"


26:32

"—I'll keep your wages—To pay for the clock—"


27:10

6 o'clock—tired—no dinner——The Ritz-Carlton was crowded so she slept in the annex—


27:59

—Lucky guys—hospital—shovels of food——everything——


28:21

"—Wait a minute—We gotta 'nother customer——"


29:25

"—Holy smoke!—Look at that car—She must have hit a truck!——"


29:51

"—Take her up to my room—I'll telephone for Doctor Howard—"


30:18

Mrs. Crab——The housekeeper——If she had been one of Bluebeard's wives his whiskers would have turned gray——


30:47

"——Doctor Howard says to make her comfortable—He'll be over as soon as possible——"


31:14

"—I'm in the hospital—"


31:54

"—She's plumb goofy!—"


32:01

"—Humor her—agree with everything she says—until the doctor gets here——"


32:17

"—Are you my nurse?—"


32:26

"—Well, I want some ham an' eggs—An' some bacon an' eggs—An' a turkey——"


32:42

"——Does he do the cooking, too?——"


33:13

"—You're not hurt—And you're not going to bed in those grimey clothes!—"


34:06

"—S-s-h-h!—"


34:13

"—S-s-h-h!—"


34:17

"——What are you s-s-h-h-ing about?—It's your own room——"


35:33

——The Prince of her dreams——


35:54

"—Is he the doctor?—"


36:29

"—Oh doctor—I feel so terrible—I'm so hungry—I must have a dozen ham and eggs——"


37:23

"—Aw, shut up—Go soak your head!—"


38:26

"—Hey, Doc—The lunatic is here!—"


38:50

"—Where's your keeper?—You lunatics are not supposed to be in this ward——"


39:15

"—Now, Napoleon—Go back to your army——"


39:44

"—I give up—What's it all about?——"


39:51

"——Ah, shut up—You're crazy!——"


40:11

"—That's what's the matter with me—Pigeons in my belfry—"


42:01

"—You're crazy, too—You don't know enough to come up out of the wet——"


42:22

"—What's wrong?—Has Mr. Tudor forgotten that he is to take us to hear Carmen?——"


42:33

"—Don't ask me about any Spanish woman—I'm nutty——"


42:55

"—Now about breakfast tomorrow morning—Would you like a nice sirloin smothered in mushrooms?——"


43:38

"—She was struck by a truck——And they carried her in here—"


43:50

"——Do you realize that you forgot to remember our engagement for the opera?—"


44:11

"——You see—I feel that she and I are old friends—We have met before—On a moonlight night—In an alley—"


44:36

"—I know all about these cases—I've been struck by several cars——"


45:02

"——Stick out your tongue—"


46:06

"—Carry on—"


46:10

"——Bring up a tub of cracked ice right away——"


46:17

"——Did you say cracked?——"


46:21

"—Yes—cracked!—"


46:30

"——Even the ice is cracked—I suppose the air is balmy——"


47:26

"——I'm smothering!—You're boiling me!—"


47:40

"——Napoleon, help me!——"


49:03

"—The big goofs are eating up the little goof!——"


49:15

"—You little alley rat—You know perfectly well this is not a hospital!——"


49:27

"—Get out! Mr. Tudor and I are engaged!——"


49:32

"—And no little gutter-snipe like you is going to come between us!—"


50:30

"—Let me peek—"


51:09

"—I threw that little ragmuffin out the window—She was a fraud!——"


51:39

"—California—here I come!——"


51:53

"—Drive the ladies home, Jerry—And order me a new car tomorrow—"


53:20

THE END