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Enough Rope/Ballade of a Great Weariness

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3989786Enough Rope1926Dorothy Parker

Ballade of a Great Weariness

THERE’S little to have but the things I had,There’s little to bear but the things I bore.There’s nothing to carry and naught to add,And glory to Heaven, I paid the score.There’s little to do but I did before,There’s little to learn but the things I know;And this is the sum of a lasting lore:Scratch a lover, and find a foe.
And couldn’t it be I was young and madIf ever my heart on my sleeve I wore?There’s many to claw at a heart unclad,And little the wonder it ripped and tore.There’s one that’ll join in their push and roar,With stories to jabber, and stones to throw;He’ll fetch you a lesson that costs you sore—Scratch a lover, and find a foe.
So little I’ll offer to you, my lad;It’s little in loving I set my store.There’s many a maid would be flushed and glad,And better you’ll knock at a kindlier door.I’ll dig at my lettuce, and sweep my floor—Forever, forever I’m done with woe—And happen I’ll whistle about my chore,“Scratch a lover and find a foe.”
L’ENVOI:Oh, beggar or prince, no more, no more!Be off and away with your strut and show.The sweeter the apple, the blacker the core—Scratch a lover, and find a foe!