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Enough Rope
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Ballade of a Great Weariness
Enough Rope
(
1926
)
by
Dorothy Parker
Renunciation
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Enough Rope
1926
Dorothy Parker
Résumé
R
AZORS pain you;
Rivers are damp;
Acids stain you;
And drugs cause cramp.
Guns aren’t lawful;
Nooses give;
Gas smells awful;
You might as well live.
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