Lapsus Calami (Aug 1891)/Drinking Song
For other versions of this work, see Drinking Song (J.K.S.).
Drinking Song.
To A. S.[1]
There are people, I know, to be found, Who say and apparently thinkThat sorrow and care may be drowned By a timely consumption of drink.
Does not man, these enthusiasts ask, Most nearly approach the divineWhen engaged in the soul-stirring task Of filling his body with wine?
Have not beggars been frequently known When satisfied, soaked and replete,To imagine their bench was a throne And the civilised world at their feet?
Lord Byron has finely described The remarkably soothing effectOf liquor, profusely imbibed, On a soul that is shattered and wrecked.
In short, if your body or mind Or your soul or your purse come to grief,You need only get drunk, and you'll find Complete and immediate relief.
For myself, I have managed to do Without having recourse to this plan,So I can't write a poem for you, And you'd better get someone who can.
- ↑ Who had asked for one, to set to music.