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ON THE WESTERN FRONT
 

French star-shells begins. Why the driving-bands are so desirable no one knows exactly. The collectors merely assert that they are valuable. Some have col­lected so many that they will stoop under the weight of them when we go back.

But Haie at least gives a reason. He intends to give them to his girl to supplement her garters. At this the Friesians explode with mirth. They slap their knees: “By Jove though, he’s a wit, Haie is, he’s got brains.” Tjaden especially can hardly con­tain himself; he takes the largest of the rings in his hand and every now and then puts his leg through it to show how much slack there is.

“Haie, man, she must have legs like, legs———” his thoughts mount somewhat higher, “and a behind too she must have, like a——— like an elephant!”

Haie beams, proud that his girl should receive so much appreciation.

“She’s a nice bit,” he says with self-satisfaction.

The parachutes are turned to more practical uses. According to the size of the bust three or perhaps four will make a blouse. Kropp and I use them as handkerchiefs. The others send them home. If the women could see at what risk these bits of rag are often obtained, they would be horrified.

Kat surprises Tjaden endeavouring with perfect

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