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THE PARLIAMENT OF 1529
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were incapable of the most ordinary duties; and for many years before the burst of the Reformation the coming storm was gathering. Priests were hooted, or 'knocked down into the kennel,'[1] as they walked along

    A straw for Goddys curse,
    What are they the worse?

    'What care the clergy though Gill sweat,
    Or Jack of the Noke?
    The poor people they yoke
    With sumners and citacions,
    And excommunications.
    About churches and markets
    The bishop on his carpets
    At home soft doth sit.
    This is a fearful fit,
    To hear the people jangle.
    How wearily they wrangle!

    'But Doctor Bullatus
    Parum litteratus,
    Dominus Doctoratus
    At the broad gate-house.
    Doctor Daupatus
    And Bachelor Bacheleratus,
    Drunken as a mouse
    At the ale-house,
    Taketh his pillion and his cap
    At the good ale-tap,
    For lack of good wine.
    As wise as Robin Swine,
    Under a notary's sign,
    Was made a divine;
    As wise as Waltham's calf,
    Must preach in Goddys half;
    In the pulpit solemnly;
    More meet in a pillory;
    For by St Hilary
    He can nothing smatter
    Of logic nor school matter.

    'Such temporal war and bate
    As now is made of late
    Against holy church estate,
    Or to maintain good quarrels;
    The laymen call them barrels
    Full of gluttony and of hypocrisy,
    That counterfeits and paints
    As they were very saints.

    'By sweet St Marke,
    This is a wondrous warke,
    That the people talk this.
    Somewhat there is amiss.
    The devil cannot stop their mouths,
    But they will talk of such uncouths
    All that ever they ken
    Against spiritual men.'

    I am unable to quote more than a few lines from Roy's Satire. At the close of a long paragraph of details an advocate of the clergy ventures to say that the bad among them are a minority. His friend answers:—

    'Make the company great or small,
    Among a thousand find them shall
    Scant one chaste of body or mind.'

  1. Answer of the Bishops to the Commons' Petition: Rolls House MS.